words in movies
Joey: Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.
Waiter: Oh, I'm sorry sir, that was our last piece.
Maitre d': I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.
Airline Employee: Uh sir, may I see your tickets please?
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?
Joey: Yes sir! Yes sir, Im-Im(he starts to leave)
Phoebe: Oh thatd be me. Sir. (Hands him the cell phone.) After you.
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
Chandler: Mr. D, hows it going, sir?
Roger: You too, sir.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
JOEY: Sir.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr� is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.
PHOEBE: Sir! No sir!
The Lurker: (to the guard) Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money. (Motions to the jackpot.)
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention (walks away)
Flight Attendant: Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.
CHANDLER: Your cappucino sir.
CHANDLER: Uh, if you say so sir.
Rachel: Listen yknow what sir? For the last time, I dont care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!
Chandler: Thank you, sir.
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
Chandler: Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall.
Chandler: Well, I guess thats why they call it psychology, sir.
Airline Employee: Sir! Im afraid Im gonna have to ask you to leave.
Chandler: No sir.
Chandler: Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Ross: (To Joey) Sir Limps-A-Lot, I came up with that.
Chandler: Oh its Bing, sir. Im sorry , I was just ah...
Rachel: Ross! What are you I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesnt answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
Ross: No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I careI-I love Rachel.
Air stewardess: Excuse me, sir, where are you going?
Chandler: That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
Chandler: Oh thats all right sir, and thats just one girl.
Waiter: Sir? (Looking at Joey.)
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Chandler: No, sir.
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Chandler: Well, I-I just didn't think it was funny sir.
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Blackjack Dealer: Changing one hundred! (Gives him the change.) Good luck sir.
Matire'd: (to Richard) Youre tables ready sir.
Chandler: Okay, anything for you sir?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks over to him.) Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I werent wearing underpants?
Morse: Yes sir.
Maitre d': Of course, sir.
Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Waiter: (interrupting) Your 74 Lafite sir.
Chandler: Yeah, Im gonna stick with the ring. (Goes to another display counter.) Oh, this ones nice! (Pointing to another ring.) I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?
Monica: No leg-chewing for us sir.
Waiter: How was everything, sir?
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Chandler: Hello sir, you know Monica.
Chandler: I think its best sir.
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Chandler: I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh, (Points to Monica) this is Monica. (Points to his boss.) This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica.
Gate attendant #2: Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?
Monica: (walks towards Phoebe and the stripper) Uh, look, officer... uhm Sir...
Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Mr. Waltham: You want a piece of me, sir? Is that what your saying? (Pointing at Jack and poking him) You want a piece of me?
Phoebe: Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. (looking at her ticket). Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... they’re in my seat. It's my anniversary. (to Mike) Here we are! (Mike nods). Can’t believe it's been a whole year!
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that's right. That's right, JUMBO with a U, sir. (pause) No, belive me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. (pause) All rightie, bye bye.
Airline Employee: (grabbing the ticket from him) Sir, this is not a first class ticket. Im sorry.
Phoebe: Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)
Ticket Counter Attendant: Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we dont take library cards.
Charity guy: If I haven't said so already sir, (sarcastically pointing to Phoebe) congratulations!