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[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.
JOEY: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
CHANDLER: I can't sleep now.
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Ross: Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Joey: (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
PHOE: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.
Joey: This sucks! I didnt know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! Im so tired!
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Joey: So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? (thinks about it) Yeah, sounds about right.
Ross: No! No, come on let her sleep! Shes so exhausted.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Chandler: The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?
Chandler: Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
CHAN: No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
Chandler: Bet she'd sleep with you now...