words in movies
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
CHANDLER: I can't sleep now.
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
CHAN: Hey, yeah... we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
JOEY: So anyway, I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. . .
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Joey: Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room.
Chandler: Couldnt sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldnt sleep. Yknow? I was like, if I fall asleep now Ill get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now Ill get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldnt fall asleep.
Ross: I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!
Monica: Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
CHANDLER: Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.
Phoebe: Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
Joey: I, I dont get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
Joey: A dreamless sleep.
Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats cant sleep.
RICHARD: Ok, I have to sleep on the west side because I grew up in California and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side.
Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place.
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.
JOEY: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Ross: Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Joey: (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!