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Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Rachel: So? You guys are all sleep deprived. I dont see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. (Starts to cry harder.)
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Joey: (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Joey: This sucks! I didnt know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! Im so tired!
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
PHOE: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Joey: So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? (thinks about it) Yeah, sounds about right.
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Ross: No! No, come on let her sleep! Shes so exhausted.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Chandler: Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
Joey: Hey! Who was up from 2 oclock this morning until 5 oclock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?
CHAN: No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
Chandler: The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?
Chandler: Bet she'd sleep with you now...
Monica: (starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep.]
Chandler: Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) Im sorry, I thought maybe Id make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.
Ross: Through the magic of sight! I was here, putting our child to sleep...
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Ross: Hey. How did you sleep?
Joey: Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming cause, cause her eyes keep going like this. (He closes his eyes and moves them around, kinda like hes been processed by the devil, or something.)
Rachel: Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.
Rachel: She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?
JOEY: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.
Ross: I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Alll right, well call you in a few minutes.
Ross: Well, yeah, kinda. Um, but thats okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people, (gets his out) so Im allowed to sleep with you. No, no, no, its flattery.
Monica: So what if he wants to sleep with her? I mean, she's single and he's cute.
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep.]
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Rachel: "Oh my God, I cant find a boyfriend! So I guess Ill just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Chandler: Its not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Phoebe: Ohh, sleep with Kenny.
Joey: Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear.
Monica: I cant believe it! Shes asleep! I got her to go to sleep! I have actual magical powers!
[Scene: A Boardroom, Chandler keeps drifting off to sleep at his meeting.]
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesnt answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?