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Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Ross: Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.
Ross: Well, yeah, kinda. Um, but thats okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people, (gets his out) so Im allowed to sleep with you. No, no, no, its flattery.
[Scene: Chandlers bedroom, he is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler. After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep. Theres a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. She quickly calms down. This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandlers door, and starts to complain about the noise.]
Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.
Joey: your right! I love my life! (He gets up to go and speak to the girl and he turns back and sits down) I actually did sleep with her.
Joanna: No-ho-ho! (pause) Yeah. (pause) I mean, no-no-no-no-no, dont you worry, Im sure with your qualifications you wont need to sleep with some guy to get that job. Although, I might need some convincing.
CHAN: Hey, yeah... we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
JOEY: So anyway, I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. . .
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
Joey: Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room.
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Monica: Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
Chandler: Couldnt sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldnt sleep. Yknow? I was like, if I fall asleep now Ill get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now Ill get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldnt fall asleep.
Ross: I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
CHANDLER: Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
Joey: I, I dont get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
Phoebe: Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Joey: A dreamless sleep.
Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats cant sleep.
Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place.
RICHARD: Ok, I have to sleep on the west side because I grew up in California and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side.
Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.
JOEY: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
CHANDLER: I can't sleep now.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Joey: (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?