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Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
CHANDLER: I can't sleep now.
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
JOEY: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Ross: Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Joey: (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
PHOE: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Joey: This sucks! I didnt know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! Im so tired!
Joey: So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? (thinks about it) Yeah, sounds about right.
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Ross: No! No, come on let her sleep! Shes so exhausted.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Chandler: Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
Chandler: The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?
Chandler: Bet she'd sleep with you now...
Monica: (starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)
CHAN: No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
Joey: Hey! Who was up from 2 oclock this morning until 5 oclock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?