words in movies
Ross: Yeah. Uh, uh we promised we werent gonna tell anybody this but uh, about a month ago Rachel and I slept together.
Ross: Yeah but uh Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but theres something else. (Pause) Rachels pregnant.
Rachel: So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by the time were 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and weve-weve already slept together so yknow therell be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No like, "Whats that?!"
Ross: Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richards son, youd be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.
Phoebe: Oh, I know! "Oh...I slept with Billy Joel". All right, who hasn't?
Ross: When I got married you slept with my sister.
Rachel: What, slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, I'm all set.
Monica: When you were little you slept through the Grand(Pointing again)Oh fffff .
Monica: What?! You slept with Jason?
Rachel: Well, I should think so. You slept with someone.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
JOEY: I've never slept with someone for a part.
MONICA: But you've only slept with two people.
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Chandler: (To Ross) I dont care, she slept with me.
JOEY: Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. [pause] You know, after having slept with her.
Rachel: Oh please, theyve been going out a week. They havent even slept together yet, I mean, thats not serious.
Carol: You slept with another woman?
CHANDLER: Because he thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.
Rachel: Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey.
Phoebe: Wow! This reminds me of the time when I was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.
Carol: (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!
Phoebe: Wait. Why was he yelling at her? Hes the one who slept with someone else.
Phoebe: Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl.
Ross: Ohh! Ohh! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!
Rachel: Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
Phoebe: Oh my God, has she slept at all?
Chandler: You slept with the stripper?
Joey: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.
Ross: You slept with my sister?
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Monica: And slept with the professor.
Chandler: Hey, listen, I know I came in late last week, but I slept funny, and my hair was very very –
Joey: (thinking) I slept with Monica.
Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Rachel: I dont know, Im sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.
Monica: You slept with her didnt you?
Joey: listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Joey: How could you not remember that we slept together?
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
Chandler: Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs.
Jason: Yeah. I mean y'know, we havent been going out that long. Come on, we havent even slept together yet. Huh.
Monica: (holding her hand in front of her face) When you were little you slept through-through the Grand Canyon.
Lauren: Oh, yeah! I-I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.
Joey: Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!
Ross: Well I didnt! I didnt propose! (Pause) Unless uh (Pause) Did I? I havent slept in forty hours and it does sound like something I would do.
Frank Jr.: I haven't slept in four years!
Joey: You slept out here?
Joey: Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still got it. (Turns back to Hayley) so were good. (She just glares at him) I'll let myself out.
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Phoebe: .and I said Vicrum you can't just call every time you get lonely you know, you, you gave up that right when you slept with Rachel.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
Rachel: so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
Gunther: Nope! I still cant believe she slept with you in the first place.
CHANDLER: Or maybe she doesn't steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called her back.
Janice: (laughs) Look how nervous he gets! We havent slept together in years! (Laughs again.)
Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!