words in movies
Phoebe: Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
Ross: So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
Rachel: She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Chandler: Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?
Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?
Joey: And scene! Huh? Wasnt that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Joey: So What?
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
Monica: So to get this part you cant be?
Joey: I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Joey: Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird.
Joey: The Silly Putty! Its not so silly anymore!
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Phoebe: Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Cassie: Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.
Rachel: So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
Phoebe: She is so great! I miss her.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Rachel: If you like looking at butts so much why don't you just go look at a mirror?
Rachel: Oh thank you. Hey yknow, Im so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Rachel: Honey see, it doesnt mean that I dont love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work its-its for me y'know, Im out there, on my own, and Im doing it and its scary but I love it, because its mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?
Carol: Oh my God, you are so paranoid!
CHANDLER: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
MONICA: I know you do. Me too. (pause) So what now?
JOEY: Well uh, I had breakfast here so technically I saved $3.50.
Chandler: This is so bad. If-if youre not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?
Joey: (eating) Huh. So then I can heat this up? (Goes and does so.)
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Phoebe: Sorry, Im so sorry, I will pay you back.
JOEY: All the way to the airport huh? You know that's over 30 miles, that's gonna cost you about so bucks.
Ross: Okay, all right, Ill take you. Ill go call Joan. (Does so.)
Chandler: �Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine.� So you just touch yourself for anything?
ROSS: So, ah . . . So, how was it?�� Uh, did you guys. . . Did you guys have a good time?
Chandler: Its a funny story, actually. (coughs) I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said Id move to Tulsa, I didnt really know what I was saying.
Mindy: No me, I am so sorry...
Rachel: No! Of course we can wait. Alright, so I guess that means good night then?
Monica: Pretty much. (to Joey) So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?
Rachel/Ross: Ooh, your lips are so soft... Do that again... (and she/he moves in for another kiss. Joey, pushes her head away again...)
Ross: Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?
CHANDLER: So, when I woke up this morning, he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes.
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Rachel: I know. (Starts to cry) Yeah, see, theres so much to do and I have so little time to do it in.
Chandler: This is so sad. I mean, I only have like ten pins.
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
Rachel: Right,.. well,.. we never actually got to that... Oh, it was just so nice to see him again, y'know? It was comfortable, it was familiar... it was just nice!
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Rachel: Oops! All right, so what do you want to do now?
Chandler: And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.
Chandler: I don’t know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy’s car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day.
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
Phoebe: (in a coy tone) Oh, you caught me. I am so busted.
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
Chandler: So you must be going to somewhere fancy to celebrate?
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Ross: I think I know too but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]
Chandler: I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
Rachel: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
Frank: Hey, y'know, Alice is gonna be here so soon, you couldn't just like do me a favor and like, like hold them in?
Phoebe: Okay, so its probably just the Ross thing then.
Joey: Because, Monica, the guys so good, and I really, really want this part.
Phoebe: Oh, that is so unfortunate.
Chandler: Is that why you became a chef? So that people would like you?
PHOEBE: OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.
Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?
Tim: Thank you so much! Cause I-I know I can do better!
Ross: Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up either.
Monica: Noooo! (Comes closer and whispers) I'm lying. I am so drunk.
Joey: Yes, but in Drake Remorays body. (Ross laughs unbelievably.) Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist!
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
Rachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.
Rachel: Ooh, I have to go pack. (Gets up to do so.) It really does?
MIKE: I'm so glad you're back.� (He hugs Phoebe.)
Joshua: All right, thank you so much for all your help.
Ross: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? (Sits down next to Rachel) Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (Doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up either.
Monica: (checks to see if it works) Yes, you are so smart! (Kisses him.)
Emily: Hello everyone. So who am I saying hello too?
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha Oh God! So so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my(Laughs.) By the way, you dont want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Phoebe: Thats the same month as Halloween. So, um, what kinda things do you like to do at home?
Joey: (to Chandler) Hey, that is so great about the job.
CHANDLER: So how'd it go?
Joey: Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think Im gonna take off.
Ross: Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Rachel: Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
Phoebe: Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common.
Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?
Joey: (To Monica) Hey, so what is the big surprise?
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Joey: So Pheebs whats this guy like?
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"
Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?
Chandler: Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Phoebe: Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.
Mr. Geller: Oh my God! This is so exciting! Well, get back in there! (Points to the closet) Ill guard the door!
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
Joey: I love living with you so much. I just wish things didnt have to change.
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Tim: Here, let me help. (Does so.)
Ross: So I dont wanna be just anybody.