words in movies
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Ross: Why do you care so much?
Monica: Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?
Rachel: All right, so... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean...
Chandler: (to Joey) So, a professor, uh?
Joey: Yeah! She is cool, and she's so smart! Her mind is totally acrimonious (which, being Joey, he mispronounces "amonious"). (pause) That's not how she used it...?
Charlie: You know, actually I'm a little surprised to myself. I mean, Joey is so different from the guys I usually date. I mean, they're all professors, and intellectuals, and paleontologists mostly, you know, very cerebral...
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
Charlie: So I am just so excited to be here. And I can't wait to start exploring the city!
Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!
Joey: (looking puzzled) I don't think so.
Joey: Yes. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined! I don't want her to think I'm stupid!
Joey: Ok, all right, so I'll take her to the MET.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right (and he bends his arm to the left. Ross then bends Joey's arm to the right and Joey nods)
Monica: So, what's your name?
Rachel: No, it's just that uhm... it feels so good... Ikea... (pause) Yeah, say hey, you'll know this, what's the capital of Sweden?
Ross: Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!
Joey: No idea! But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I guess it means "you're gonna get eaten by a bear".
Ross: Ok! So let's move on to the Renaissance?
Ross: Nah ah! Nah ah! (stops him form doing so) No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings.
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
ROSS: Good, good, good. So, is uh, was your moustache, did, used to be different?
Rachel: HuhWait so Joey if you get this, youre gonna be like the star of your own TV show! I mean youll be like the Big Cheese! (To Phoebe) Or the Big MacHey! You love those!
Joey: All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Monica: So you can like, bite, and pull peoples hair and stuff?
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
Fake Monica: So once they caught on to the fact that we're, y'know, short and have breasts...
Ross: (to Rachel) So, uh, he's back.
Phoebe: Oh, it's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon.
Chandler: (Tapping Ross on his shoulder) So, you feel like a dad yet?
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Ross: (to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
CHAN: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
Rachel: Oh, this is so cute.
Phoebe: So?
Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, aredo you, do you still do music?
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
(Hayley laughs and goes into the kitchen thinking it's a joke, Joey doesn't see what's so funny about it)
Julie: So.
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
MONICA: So how was Joan?
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
Phoebe: Its me. Its Phoebe. Listen theres something in here I want to eat, what-what smells so good?
RACHEL: Ok, so let's talk money.
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
Chandler: I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
Joey: (trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
Chandler: (from his bedroom) All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?!
Ross: Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldnt get messed up?
Joey: Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that its better if were on the same team.
Ross: So does-does Joey know youre moving?
Joey: Hit me! (He does so.)
Monica: Yknow, it is so strange seeing Ross here this time of day, cause usually hes got the childrens hospital.
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Chandler: So, well do the rest of the bills later then?
ROSS: Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Rachel: So? (She puts her hands in his, totally forgetting about the gloves, and hoping for something more intimate.)
Phoebe: Why, so he can get mad at the baby?
Joey: Hey listen, so whens-whens my audition? I mean I know its Thursday, but what time?
Chandler: Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.
Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.
ROSS: [to Chandler] So what's it shaped like?
Monica: All right, so I havent cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.
Phoebe: (goes and gets some cookies) Well, so, umm, anyway umm, Ive been, Ive been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?
Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like youve got a girlfriend?
PHOEBE: Do I? Thank you, so do you.
Joey: So you like the nachos uh? Myself Im partial to
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne baby Im gonna want to meet her.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
PHOEBE: So, um, have you told your parents?
CHAN: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.
Phoebe: Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, Im gonna do whatever I can to help this so, Im just gonna yknow, lie it your chair, (She climbs into the chair and drapes her feet over the back of the chair.) Y'know? Yeah, good, Im let gravity yknow, do its jobs.
Joey: Yeah, so we just keep trying and trying until we... do it.
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
PHOEBE: So...Thank you.
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
CHANDLER: So, uh, how was he?
CHANDLER: So, let's go.
CHANDLER: So, uh, you met someone, huh?
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Phoebe: Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?
PHOEBE: Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a lasagna) but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
CHANDLER: So, the ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?
Joey: So, youre just Bing?
CHANDLER: Your boyfriend is so cool.
MONICA: No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
PHOEBE: Oh yeah, so you know D?
Rachel: All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.
Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
Monica: This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, yknow she had such a terrible childhood.
Phoebe: That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
Monica: Well, well Ross didnt care enough to be here, so I think hes out. You snooze you lose.
Monica: Oh, I'm- I'm so sorry!
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
Dr. Green: So! (they both try to sit next to Rachel but Dr. Green is successful.) (to Ross) Hows the library?
Rachel: Bye. (Ross exits.) Ahhh (Silence) So this is fun, huh?
CHAN: So you really OK about all this?
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
Robert: So um, is there a phone here, I can check my messages?
WAITER: So, would you like any dessert?
RACH: Wait, so, you're going?
JOEY: So, so how did it happen?
Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?
Monica: Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.
Conan: So that you will intentionally do something thattheyll-theyll intentionally screw it up?
Ross: She brought them up! (pause) I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!
Monica: I don't think so.
Bill: I know the process is frustrating, but it's so worth it. Adopting Owen was the best thing that ever happened to us.
Ross: So um...Thanksgiving. The holiday season is upon us, hm?
Judge: So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable.
Chandler: (answering it) Hello. (listens) (to Ross) Its Gandolf!!! (on phone) So, are you in town? (listens) (disappointed) Oh, well, well maybe next time then. (Hangs up)
Ross: I dont think so. Hello? (Knocks on the glass, which angers the big, large, angry dog behind the glass and causes them to jump to the other side of the landing.) When you get in there (Joey nods his disapproval.)