words in movies
Teleplay by: Patty Lin Story by: Earl Davis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
Phoebe: Wait, (grabs him) you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to faceAnd by face I dont mean his lap. And by face, I dont mean my ass. (Exits.)
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, it's umm... (she picks up this bug and it starts to play the theme from Love Story)
Joey: Well youre not selling the story! Its like; its like you dont believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when Im preparing for an audition. Okay? Ill set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what youre doing wrong.
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Rachel: So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?
Ross: Oh, I hate this story.
Chandler: Oh you wouldnt uh, care. Its just a stupid comic book story.
Monica: Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!
Phoebe: Oh, no, I have the cutest Christmas story!
Monica: So do you think that these picturesAre, are they trying to tell a story?
Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa
Ross: (moves closer) All Im saying is, its one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I dont know, like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachels and screams) surprise!!
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: If that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off!
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Joey: Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!
RACH: Maybe it was just the kind of story where you have to be there.
Trudie Styler: Im told there are two sides to this story, but all Ive heard is that Bens a bit of a poo-poo head.
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
Phoebe: I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver
Rachel: Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair
Teleplay by: Greg Malins Story by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Monica: Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?
Rachel: True story.
Joey: Nooo. I had a story all worked out but then Chandler sold me out.
David: The good thing about the young kids though, theyre completely unpredictable. Which is a lot of fun as an actor to respond with. But there was one story
Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler)
Phoebe: Oh, hey, y'know what? Tell them that bone story.
Phoebe: (gasps) Another amazing find! Wow! Oh I bet this has a great story too!
Ross: Long story, honey.
Phoebe: Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. Lets just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?
Chandler: Yes, and while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you.
{Transcribers Note: For further reading on the above story, please check out The One Where Joey Moves Out.}
Ross: (rushing to explain) Funny story!
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
Story by: Adam Chase Teleplay by: Michael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story...
Teleplay by: Scott Siveri Story by: David J. Lagana Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: Daddy. All right look, heres the story. (Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and thats when in happened.
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
MNCA: Not that bad? Did you hear the hammer story?
Joey: (walking past) True story! (Goes and sits down.)
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Yes, yes I do. God, oh its just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like yknow where it was from or
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
Chandler: You mean the lully story?
Chandler: Ohhh-hoo, funny story!
CHAN: Yes, yes it is, short story, that I was writing.
Ross: What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.
Teleplay: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Directed by: Sheldon Epps Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Monica: Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story Ive had such a craving for them.
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
Chandler: Thats it?! I gave up my Disneyland story for that?
[Scene: The plane. Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left. The one on her left is still wearing his headphones.]
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Y�guys ever heard the story about when Rosses mom went to the beauty salon?
Monica: Oh, let's not tell this story.
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....
Monica: Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!
Teleplay by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Story by: Brian Caldirola Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Rachel: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is reacting to the story.]
Teleplay by: Michael Curtis Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Phoebe: Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"
Chandler: We wanna hear Monica's Thanksgiving story!
Teleplay by: Wil Calhoun Story by: Andrew Reich and Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Monica: Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.
Rachel: Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.
Rachel: What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.
Chandler: Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story.
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
Teleplay by: Tracy Reilly Story by: Robert Carlock Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Story by: Alicia Sky Varinaitis Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: Yeah, itll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!
Phoebe: Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!
Monica: Listen, Im sure that dad doesnt care. He probably thought this was funny; hell be telling this story for years!
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.
Ross: You gotta hear this story.
Rachel: Thats a good story, Grandpa.
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
Phoebe: Yes. Once. Yeah, a little. He kinda did it to himself. It's not really a good story.
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
Joey: Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!
Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Chandler: Who sold a story to Archie Comics?!
Chandler: Can I finish my story?!
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Elizabeth: What a nice story!