words in movies
Ross: Why am I not surprised?
(Surprised, uttering Ahhs and Ohhs, the others are coming over to him.)
CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.
Phoebe: Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, "Your mom probably won't kill herself," yknow? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on "Probably!" Yknow? You gotta take care of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits)
Joey: (looks surprised) Really...? Guys do that...? That's... weird...
Chandler: I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.
MR. GELLER: Well, I can't say any of us were surprised. Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
Monica: (pleasantly surprised) Ping pong? (to Chandler) Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play!
Rachel: I think I'm gonna take off. (pats Ross on his back, but he looks very surprised)
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Chandler: (surprised) It is?
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Ross: She was blonde? (he looks surprised for a while, but then gets a "gotcha" expression on his face... There's knocking at the door.) Just a sec.! Okay, okay. This one's name is Sandy. She's got a degree in early childhood education, uhm... she worked for her last family for three years.
Ursula: (Surprised) Oh.
Rachel: Oooooh. (reads letter) (surprised): Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview!
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Benjamin: (looks surprised and un-impressed) That's not even kinda close! (Ross looks around confused) Dr. Li, how many graduate students you'd be needing?
Rachel: Well, you know I'm not surprised. I mean have you seen them together, they're really cute.
[Monica gives Phoebe a surprised expression and goes over to Ross and Chandler.]
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
Phoebe: (really surprised) Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike.
Ross: (surprised) Hi!
Mr Zelner: Yeah, his name is Ross. (Ross looks very surprised) What?
Chandler: But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, yknow? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, shed be surprised!
Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
Joey: (surprised its Lauren) (hugs her) (whispering) Wheres Kate?
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
Phoebe: (surprised) Hello?
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Roger: Well, I'm not I'm not at all surprised they feel that way.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
Doug: Good God Bing I well I cant say Im altogether surprised, I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there. And the way she looked at me, pure lust.
Chandler: (smiling, surprised) Oh yeah? (looks towards the kitchen, worried) Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.
Terry: Joey Tribbiani! Im surprised your big head could fit through our small halls! (Gets up) I gotta go Joey.
Rachel: (surprised) OH! Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets (picks up the bowl)!
Chandler: Well you dont have to sound so surprised.
Rachel: I cant say that Im surprised.
Rachel: Surprised?
Sandy: (surprised) Oh...
Rachel: (gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.)
Monica: (a bit surprised) Yes, he is. Me.
(All others are looking up, surprised)
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
Rachel: (surprised) What? (with a nervous smile) Really?
Charlie: You know, actually I'm a little surprised to myself. I mean, Joey is so different from the guys I usually date. I mean, they're all professors, and intellectuals, and paleontologists mostly, you know, very cerebral...
Monica: Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!
Monica: (surprised) They thought Joey was a child?
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
Ross: (surprised) Oh... (he pauses) (sounds disappointed) Ohh... I'd love to but I really have to grade these papers.
(Everybody stands up and applauds. Ross looks flattered and surprised. His friends and other members of the audience go to congratulate him)
Chandler: (looks surprised) What!? Of course I did!
Chandler: It's seven years ago. (he looks surprised) My time machine works!
Ross: No-no-no, no, umm, actually American surprise parties are-are-are very short. Its usually, "Surprise!" And then, "Oh my God, Im so surprisedgood-bye!"
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Phoebe: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. (Monica gestures at Phoebe to shut up; Joey looks surprised but pleased) Looks like I was second to last.
Joey: I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch.
(He slowly measures it up his leg, and Chandler makes a rather surprised face.)
Joey: (as Phoebe enters) You'd better act surprised.
Rachel: Okay. (pause).(acting) Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here.
Ross: (acts surprised) What? (pause) Why not?
Ross: (surprised) Huh, I took a shot there.
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Chandler: Thats still yours. Okay, now remember its a surprise party. So, when you go in, act surprised.
(Joey hears the bell which means his answer is correct and is surprised. The screen now says "5 to win" and "Spanish words")
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Melanie: (surprised) M-Me again?
Ross: (surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend Tanya. (looks up frightenedly)