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Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: I felt it!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Susan: What is, honey?
Susan: But were fine.
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Susan: What's it look like?
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: You did!
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Susan: Like lovers.
Susan: Uh huh.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
SUSAN: Hey.
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
Susan: This should be fun.
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
SUSAN: What?
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
Susan: Carol, not me.
SUSAN: The other us.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
SUSAN: How you doin'?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
Susan: Your son.
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
Ross: Susan Sarandon.
Susan: Oh, good. Thisll be fun.
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
Carol and Susan: (entering) Hey!!
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Susan: What'd you do, dip it in sugar?
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.