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Ross: Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Susan: She.
Susan: Ross.
Susan: Hi.
Susan: Look at that.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: I felt it!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: What is, honey?
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Susan: What's it look like?
Susan: But were fine.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: You did!
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Susan: Like lovers.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Uh huh.
SUSAN: What?
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
SUSAN: Hey.
Susan: This should be fun.
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
SUSAN: How you doin'?
Susan: Carol, not me.
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
SUSAN: The other us.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
Susan: Your son.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)
Ross: Susan Sarandon.
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]