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Ross: Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Susan: She.
Susan: Ross.
Susan: Hi.
Susan: Look at that.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: I felt it!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: What is, honey?
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Susan: What's it look like?
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: You did!
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: Breathe.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Like lovers.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Susan: Uh huh.
SUSAN: Hey.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Susan: This should be fun.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
SUSAN: What?
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
Susan: Carol, not me.
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
SUSAN: The other us.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
SUSAN: How you doin'?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
Susan: Your son.
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.