words in movies
[at Ross's. Carol and Susan are picking Ben up]
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
SUSAN: The other us.
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
MONICA: All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". All right, ball the melon.
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
[Monica pushes Ben down the aisle in a stroller. Susan is escorted by both her parents. Carol is escorted by Ross.]
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
[At the reception, Monica and Ross watch Carol and Susan getting their picture taken.]
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
SUSAN: How you doin'?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
SUSAN: Come on. I'll let you lead.
(Ross and Susan run to the delivery room, leaving Phoebe dangling from the vent.)
Susan: I will flip you for it.
Ross: Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, theyre going to the theatre together! Theyre going to dinner! Theyre going horseback riding!
Ross: Yknow, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.
Susan: I am supposed to be the mommy?
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Ross: Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh.
Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. (to Carol and Susan) Helloo!
Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Susan: That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Susan: Oh, I got that for him.
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Susan: She.
Susan: Ross.
Susan: Hi.
Susan: Look at that.
(Susan just glares back, as Rosss inappropriate joke falls flat. Meanwhile, a bubble is about to burst...)
Susan: I know its frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when its over, were all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives.
Susan: How, how is this my fault?
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Susan: I felt it!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: What is, honey?
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Susan: What's it look like?
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: You did!
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
SUSAN: Hey.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
Susan: Like lovers.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Uh huh.
Susan: This should be fun.
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
SUSAN: What?
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
Susan: Carol, not me.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.