words in movies
Monica: All right fine. Fine, Ill do it. Ive just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Susan: She.
Susan: Ross.
Susan: Hi.
Susan: Look at that.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: I felt it!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: What is, honey?
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Susan: What's it look like?
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: You did!
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Susan: Like lovers.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Susan: Uh huh.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
SUSAN: Hey.
Susan: This should be fun.
SUSAN: What?
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
SUSAN: The other us.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
Susan: Carol, not me.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
SUSAN: How you doin'?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
Susan: Your son.
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.