words in movies
Joey: Chandler, look theyre actors. Theyre there to do a job, just cause they work together, doesnt mean theyre gonna get together. I mean just cause it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, it doesnt mean its gonna happen with them.
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: What is, honey?
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Susan: What's it look like?
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: You did!
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Susan: Like lovers.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Susan: Uh huh.
SUSAN: What?
SUSAN: Hey.
Susan: This should be fun.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
Susan: Carol, not me.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
SUSAN: The other us.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
SUSAN: How you doin'?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
Susan: Your son.
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
Susan: Oh, good. Thisll be fun.
Ross: Susan Sarandon.
Carol and Susan: (entering) Hey!!
Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
Susan: He carries it everywhere, it's like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.
Susan: What'd you do, dip it in sugar?
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
Teacher: Im sorry, I didnt get... Susan is?
Carol and Susan: It's a...
SUSAN: That's so exciting.
Susan: It's my baby too.
(Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down.)
Susan: Cantaloupe juice.
Susan: Ahh!
MONICA: All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". All right, ball the melon.
Phoebe: God, Susan is so fun!