words in movies
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Susan: Hey! (They hug.)
Susan: Oh, I wouldnt miss it for the world.
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
Susan: Your son.
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
Susan: Oh, good. Thisll be fun.
Ross: Susan Sarandon.
Carol and Susan: (entering) Hey!!
Susan: What'd you do, dip it in sugar?
Susan: He carries it everywhere, it's like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.
Carol and Susan: It's a...
Teacher: Im sorry, I didnt get... Susan is?
Susan: It's my baby too.
SUSAN: That's so exciting.
(Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down.)
Susan: Cantaloupe juice.
Ross: So umm, any word from Susan?
MONICA: All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". All right, ball the melon.
Joey: Chandler, look theyre actors. Theyre there to do a job, just cause they work together, doesnt mean theyre gonna get together. I mean just cause it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, it doesnt mean its gonna happen with them.
Susan: Ahh!
Phoebe: God, Susan is so fun!
Susan: Hey!
Susan: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.
Ross: So! Poetry? Susans gay! Theyre being gay together!
Susan: I like Ben.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
Carol: Ah yeah, but now its Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.
Ross: Its just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susans, its likeIt breaks my heart a little. I mean Ive always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Yknow? Maybe fight over the science section.
(Susan and Emily get off.)
[At the reception, Monica and Ross watch Carol and Susan getting their picture taken.]
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
SUSAN: Ok, this could go on for a while.
Susan: Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
Ross: No, Susans gonna be there too. Weve got dads, weve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is running to answer the door.]
Susan: No, she's at a faculty meeting.
ROSS: I got some, uh, hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol. And, uh, I got this blouse for mom.
Phoebe: (singing) They found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next...(sees Ross and Susan staring at her) la la la la la la.
Susan: I thought they could...I'll try to get back as soon as I can. I'm sorry. (Ross realizes Kristin was expecting him to laugh, so he starts to laugh hysterically.)
Susan: Oh yeah, Im so excited, Ive never been there.
[Monica pushes Ben down the aisle in a stroller. Susan is escorted by both her parents. Carol is escorted by Ross.]
(Ross starts to laugh, and then makes a face like 'Why did I just say that?' Ross' ex-wife, Carol, and her lesbian lover, Susan, enter the restaurant. Ross stares at them.)
Susan: I mean, thats what this is all about, right? Ross? Ross?
Susan: (Triumphantly) On your back... Mom.
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Carol: Ohh, yknow, Susans gonna be shooting a commercial in London next week.
Carol: Ah, Susan will be so pleased.
Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.
Ross: Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.
Phoebe: Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent.
[Scene: The Lamaze class, several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, whos got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan.]
[Scene: Lamaze class, Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susans lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap. The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end.]
[Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.]
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
(Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room.)
(Forgetting herself, Susan does the "Mommy" action with Ross.)
Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.
Phoebe: Ah! Okay so that would make me Susan.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben]
Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan.]
Ross: (staring at Susan) You've tasted it? You've tasted it.
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
Carol: Mm-hmmm (Susan and Carol hug, giggling. Ross stands back, reaches out and lightly taps Susan's shoulder)
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Susan: Hey, its so nice to finally meet you!
Ross: (returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!
(Ross accidentally, on purpose, bumps into Susan.)
Ross: I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.
Ross: Come on, come on. Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. (to Susan) This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you.
[Scene: Carol and Susan's apartment, Susan is there. Ross enters.]
[at Ross's. Carol and Susan are picking Ben up]
Susan: So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.
Susan: It's gonna be ok, just remember, we're doing this for Jordie. Just keep focusing on Jordie.
Susan: Look, I dont see why I should have to miss out on the coaching training just because Im a woman.
(The teacher smiles, but her eyebrows go up. Susan and Carol pat each other affectionately.)
[Scene: The Hall, Ross and Susan are arguing.]
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
Ross: Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan: Come in.
Susan: I got an extra one. You want this? (holds the candy in front of Ross' face)
Ross: Hi, um, Im err, (has to clear his throat) Im Ross Geller, and err ah... (pats Carols bulge) ..thats, thats my boy in there, and uh, (points) this is Carol Willick, and this... is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carols, just, com... (embarrassment finally overwhelms the poor fellow, who becomes incoherent until) ..whos next?
(Carol and Susan arrive.)
Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.
Ross: (they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?
Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. (Carol and Susan laugh)