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Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Susan: Hi.
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: Ross.
Ross: (they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?
Susan: She.
Ross: Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh.
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
Susan: It's my baby too.
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Susan: Look at that.
Ross: Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, theyre going to the theatre together! Theyre going to dinner! Theyre going horseback riding!
Ross: Yknow, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
Susan: I am supposed to be the mommy?
Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. (to Carol and Susan) Helloo!
SUSAN: Come on. I'll let you lead.
(Susan just glares back, as Rosss inappropriate joke falls flat. Meanwhile, a bubble is about to burst...)
Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
Susan: How, how is this my fault?
Susan: That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions
Susan: Oh, I got that for him.
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Susan: I know its frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when its over, were all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives.
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
Susan: I felt it!
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: What is, honey?
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Susan: What's it look like?
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: You did!
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
SUSAN: Hey.
Susan: Like lovers.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Uh huh.
Susan: This should be fun.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
SUSAN: What?
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
Susan: Carol, not me.
SUSAN: The other us.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
Susan: Your son.
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
SUSAN: How you doin'?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]