words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
Susan: Oh, I got that for him.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: This should be fun.
Susan: Cantaloupe juice.
Ross: (staring at Susan) You've tasted it? You've tasted it.
Susan: Uh huh.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: I felt it!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: What is, honey?
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Susan: But were fine.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Susan: What's it look like?
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: You did!
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Susan: Like lovers.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
SUSAN: Hey.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
SUSAN: What?
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
Susan: Carol, not me.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
SUSAN: The other us.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
Susan: Your son.
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
SUSAN: How you doin'?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.
(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
Ross: Susan Sarandon.
Susan: Oh, good. Thisll be fun.
Carol and Susan: (entering) Hey!!
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
Susan: What'd you do, dip it in sugar?
Teacher: Im sorry, I didnt get... Susan is?
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Susan: He carries it everywhere, it's like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.
Carol and Susan: It's a...
Susan: It's my baby too.