words in movies
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
SUSAN: Hey.
SUSAN: What?
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben.]
SUSAN: Yeah, a woman I went to college with just became the first female blacksmith down there.
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
SUSAN: That's so exciting.
SUSAN: Ok, this could go on for a while.
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
(Ross and Susan run to the delivery room, leaving Phoebe dangling from the vent.)
Susan: I will flip you for it.
Ross: Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, theyre going to the theatre together! Theyre going to dinner! Theyre going horseback riding!
Ross: Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh.
Ross: Yknow, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
Susan: I am supposed to be the mommy?
Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. (to Carol and Susan) Helloo!
(Susan just glares back, as Rosss inappropriate joke falls flat. Meanwhile, a bubble is about to burst...)
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
SUSAN: Come on. I'll let you lead.
Susan: Oh, I got that for him.
Susan: That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Susan: How, how is this my fault?
Susan: I know its frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when its over, were all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives.
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Susan: Look at that.
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Susan: She.
Susan: Ross.
Susan: Hi.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: I felt it!
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
Susan: What is, honey?
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Susan: What's it look like?
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: Like lovers.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: You did!
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Susan: Uh huh.
Susan: This should be fun.
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Susan: Carol, not me.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
SUSAN: The other us.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
SUSAN: You wanna dance?