words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben]
Carol and Susan: (entering) Hey!!
Susan: He carries it everywhere, it's like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.
Susan: So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream.]
Susan: What'd you do, dip it in sugar?
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Susan: She.
Susan: Ross.
Susan: Hi.
Susan: Look at that.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: I felt it!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
(Susan enters)
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: What is, honey?
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Susan: What's it look like?
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: You did!
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: What do you see?
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Susan: Thanks.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: Like lovers.
SUSAN: Hey.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Uh huh.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
Susan: This should be fun.
SUSAN: What?
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
Susan: Carol, not me.
SUSAN: The other us.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
SUSAN: How you doin'?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
Susan: Your son.
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: Susan Sarandon.