words in movies
Ross: I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Susan: She.
Susan: Ross.
Susan: Hi.
Susan: Look at that.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
(Susan enters)
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: I felt it!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: What is, honey?
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: What's it look like?
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: You did!
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: What do you see?
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
SUSAN: What?
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: Like lovers.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Uh huh.
SUSAN: Hey.
Susan: This should be fun.
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
Susan: Carol, not me.
SUSAN: The other us.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
SUSAN: How you doin'?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
Susan: Your son.
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.