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[Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.]
Joey: Thats better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it. (They do a practice swing and she really puts her ass into it.)
Phoebe: Yeah but the Swing Kings? Yknow they suck so much that people actually die at their concertsThey just stop living.
Phoebe: Since when are you into swing music?
Ross: (Gasps and speaks at a higher pitch) This feels perfectly normal. Ok, get on the swing!
Ross: No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing, okay? And you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Monica: Well umm, we were just talking about the yknow, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether yknow, they were the right way to go.
Monica: Alright heres something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.
Monica: No! No its not! Its not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, dont hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)
The Salesman: Well ah, what can you swing?
Rachel: (upset) All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little.
(With a final swing the door gives way.)
Chandler: But I love swing music!
Gary: Well okay, Ill swing by later. Do you live in this building?
(Rachel tries to stop mid-swing, and the swing starts to turn from side to side)
(Ross is now preoccupied with the spider, and forgets that Rachel is still using the swing. While trying to get rid of the spider, he stands in front of Rachel, who bumps into him, throwing him on the ground again.)
Mr. Geller: And we kinda figured about the porch swing.
Monica: Oh, my fiancee wants the Swing Kings.
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Ross: Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. (Looks at the rose mulch.) My God, think of the massacre.
Phoebe: Yeah, swing music is so out.
Chandler: (looking) Is that a swing?
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Ross: Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didnt break the porch swing, Monica did!
(She slowly grabs the chains of the swing, swings her hair back, and sits down.)
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them. Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head.]
Rachel: Okay, you know what/ Youre going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up.
Casting Director #1: Hold it. Im sorry, the surprise is a new swing set, if you could play it a little less intense?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
Joey: Oh my God! (they all hug) Oh! Hey, can I have an aquarium? And a sex swing?
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!
Monica: Oh because it doesnt really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.
[Scene: The playground. Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play]
Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.