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Monica: My God, I cant believe this! I mean I knew that mom and dad were invited, but I thought that was it! I mean from the ages 7 to 9 Frannie and I were inseparable!
Monica: Yeah, well you call her and tell her that yknow when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times, okay? And if I hadnt have stopped her, there probably wouldnt even be a wedding to go too.
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Phoebe: I dont accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I cant just be a way to kill time til you meet someone better! Yknow boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!
Chandler: I cant seem to say goodbye.
Ross: So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently it wasnt a mistake. Ahh, theres-theres limited seating in the hall.
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
Monica: Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasnt invited and you got "and guest?!"
Ross: What? I cant cancel on Joan!
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Chandler: By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We dont want her to come back to bad cheesecake.
Chandler: Well, we dont want that.
Phoebe: David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Arent you supposed to be in Russia?
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Phoebe: I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
Monica: Used to work with her. Used to! Im a relative and I didnt get invited! A blood relative! Blood!!
Joey: A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldnt schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!
Phoebe: Come on Joey, dont make me feel badly about this.
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Phoebe: Oh, I wouldnt miss this.
Chandler: Yknow what? I dont trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and Im takin it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
Aunt Millie: Isnt it a beautiful wedding?!
Monica: Heres Frannie. Hmm, wont she be happy to see me? (Starts to get up and great Frannie.)
Ross: Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didnt bring you here so you can ambush her.
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! WhatWhy wouldnt you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannies husband walks up.) Stuart!
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
David: Please, clean my beakers. I dont get out of the lab much.
David: Yeah, I Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldnt because yknow, I have to leave.
Phoebe: Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.
Rachel: Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it!
Phoebe and Rachel: (to each other) I dont know.
Rachel: (giggles and cant look at him) Hi!
Phoebe: Hmm, they just dont make em like that anymore!
Rachel: Oh honey, dont worry. I really do feel like tomorrows the day.
Rachel: Seriously, your dad doesnt like pranks.
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Rachel: Oh tomorrow, oh I dont know. Um
Ross: Anyway, if she, if she wasnt in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?
Kim: I didnt read it.
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Joey: I dont think so.
Joey: You dont think I know that!
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Rachel: Because youre not finished yet and I wont have it! Greens do not quit!
Chandler: Please, dont take away my cool thing. Please?! Pretty please?!
Chandler: The actor playing Mac couldnt do it, they needed to see you at 2 oclock.
Chandler: Wouldnt it be easier if we just moved?
Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Melissa: She didnt.
Rachel: I dont want to say.
Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then hes gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I cant. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.
Monica: No she hasnt.
Rachel: Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)
Phoebe: Um-mmm, and I wont have to go there anymore because I gave them my correct address.
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Earl: I dont need any toner.
Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didnt get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Rachel: Oh, I know it. Youre right. Thats not sexy. Oh Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but cant quite seem to make it.) Oh God!
Joey: What? I dont get it.
Ross: You cant do that!
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe you lied to me.
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
Joey: (to the dog) Cmere. Hey. Cmere. Thats Rachel. Shes the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with youwe love her. But we cant have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? Youre a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.
Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I cant find her anywhere.
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining!
Joey: Yeah, I wouldnt know about that.
Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions! Thats for coming buddy. Ill see you later. (Starts to walk out.)
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.
Rachel: I wont speed.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Monica: That cant be your father.
Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I cant believe that Ive only got two hours before I call in sick for work.
Ross: No, no, that wont be ah, that wont be necessary (leans down and looks up Roberts shorts, seeing Roberts package.)
Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
Woman: I dont think so.
Rachel: Do you really want an award you didnt win?
Joey: Whoa, wait, Pheebs, wait a second! Dont you wanna stay here and talk about it?
Richard: No I didnt.
Chandler: Well you dont have to sound so surprised.
Monica: I just, I cant believe that we made it!
Joey: All right, it wont go down any further. Its stuck.
Monica: I cant find garbage bags!
Monica: Chandler, wh-why dont we sit down?
Gunther: I wasnt invited.
Ross: Come on thats not fair! I mean you havent even heard me play!
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Ross: No! Hey! Hey! We cant!
Mr. Geller: Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore.
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Monica: I cant go to lunch!!
Susan: Oh, I wouldnt miss it for the world.
Phoebe: Why dont you ask him out?
Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isnt good luck.
Monica: Oh thats sweet. Dont touch me.
Chandler: You dont know?
Joey: No-hey-no! If you dont want me to do it, I except that. I dont care about that. I just I dont want you to be upset.
Monica: Wait, you cant have the baby here! I mean I havent sterilised it since the guys moved out!
"Whenever I get married, guess who wont get to sing? Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!"
Phoebe: Yeah, and I know you guys dont know a lot about psychic readings, but that one is pretty much the worse one you can get.
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Monica: I didnt take a pregnancy test.
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didnt. I did.
Rachel: I cant believe theyve been together for three years.
Rachel: No yknow, I dont want to switch! Come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
Joey: I dont want them to move to a Volvo dealership!
Monica: Oh, I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my Mom wouldnt give me grief about me biting them.
Ross: Well, it was loong. I didnt even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 oclock shadow on her head. (They both start to laugh, then stop themselves quickly.) Anyway, she didnt want to stay. I called a cab; she just left.
Ross: Okay. (He sits her down in a chair.) Uh, Ross and Rachel. Rachel and Ross. Thats been one heck of a see-saw hasnt it?
Monica: Are you saying that you dont want to get with this?
Joey: I cant! I-I dont have any other clothes here.
Phoebe: I cant say.
Chandler: (putting his hands up) Take whatever you want, just please dont hurt me.
Ursula: I dont know. He said he did all this stuff and then I said I did it too and he got so excited, it was really fun.
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Joey: I dont believe weve met, Joey Tribbiani.
Rachel: Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I cant believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Monica: Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-thats it, thats it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? Theyre not the right size, theyre not Victorian, and they just dont go.
Phoebe: Oh no, she wont tell us.
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Joey: I dont know, Chandler is supposed to be passin em around...
Monica: Now there you go! I wouldnt want my best guest to strain her eyes!