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Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and its at the perfect angle so you dont get any glare coming of off Stevie.
Ross: Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, "This is my brother-in-law Ross." Not, "My friend Ross," "brother-in-law Ross." Thats weird isnt it?
Chandler: Couldnt I just say, "This is Ross?"
Monica: I cant believe mom and dad are selling the house!
Ross: I cant believe they-they didnt even tell us!
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Joey: I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said dont, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?
Rachel: But dont you think Rosita wouldve wanted you to move on? I mean yknow, she did always put your comfort first.
Joey: Yeah, I (Shuts off the TV.) I dont want Stevie to see her like this.
Ross: I cant believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some strangers gonna be living in my room.
Phoebe: Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Yknow, I probably wouldnt have to say spank as much. (Monica and Ross are shocked.)
Supervisor: (laughs) Why dont we do a trial run.
Supervisor: We dont need any toner.
Supervisor: Theyre always going to tell you they dont need toner, but thats okay because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in this script.
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Mr. Geller: Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore.
Monica: Oh, thats okay, I cant wait to see everything again! All of the memories
Mr. Geller: Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Mr. Geller: I dont know. They-they must be your mothers, but please, please dont ask her. Ill throw these away. (He puts them in his pocket as Ross finds something of interest in one of his boxes.)
Mr. Geller: You dont secretly smoke do you?
Earl: I dont need any toner.
Earl: Okay, I dont need any toner because Im going to kill myself.
Phoebe: (doesnt have any luck) Umm, is-is that because youre out of toner?
Phoebe: No-no wait-wait! I cant just let you hang up! Just please talk to me.
Joey: No I wont.
Rachel: You dont even know!
Joey: Because, I know what I like and what I dont like! Its not the same thing!
Rachel: Well look, if you dont like this (The audiences laughter at Chandlers progress cuts out the rest of Rachels line.)
Joey: I dont know why you say that so soon.
Joey: Well, I guess youre right. Maybe, maybe Ill take her down to the incinerator. Its gonna be so said, and kinda cool. (He goes to remove the back, but it doesnt come off. So he sits down in it, puts his feet up, stands up, and looks back at it.) Shes heeled!
Rachel: Joey, I really dont
Ross: Dad that wont matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.
Mr. Geller: Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
Ross: Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it.
Phoebe: Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is that youre not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him.)
Phoebe: No! Im not finished yet! Dont! Dont you dare hang up on me!!!
Monica: Wow! Look at this! (Picking up a shirt.) I cant believe I even fit into this shirt! (She holds it up and it reads: Tyrannosaurus Ross.) (She turns it around and looks at it.) Oh, this is yours. (Hands it to Ross.)
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
Monica: So why-why wasnt Rosss stuff ruined? (Pause) And if you say the words medical marvel Im going to Easy Bake your head!
Monica: I cant believe this! (Storms out.)
Chandler: Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.
Joey: Well, it looks like it wasnt heeled after all! Yeah! So, I guess this chair is mine now! (Sits down in it and groans.)
Rachel: Uh-huh! Nice try, but you dont get that chair anymore! All right? That is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! (Joey starts to get up.) No I take that back!
Chandler: Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points to Rachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasnt broke a chair, is me!
Marge: Sorry, I dont know any Earl.
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Phoebe: No-no I cant! I cant let you do it!
Phoebe: No! Think about it okay? This isnt even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, youre my first call! And-and somebody else mightve hung up on you, but I wouldnt do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.
Phoebe: Im not gonna give you tips! Look dont you see that this-this this all came together so that I could stop you from doing this.
Earl: Couldnt it just be a coincidence?
Earl: It doesnt really seem like enough to be fate.
Earl: (To All) Did you hear that?! I dont need you guys to care about me! Because the universe cares! The whole universe! (Laughs as everyone ignores him.) (To Phoebe) I really wished theyd care just a little bit though.
Phoebe: Yknow, I dont-I dont think its you. This is a freaky place. (To All) Hey! Guys! (Everyone looks up.) (To Earl) Oh no, its you.
Monica: Oh, this terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. (She picks up some kind of furry thing.) It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and I dont even know what it is! Ohh, its still soft. (She rubs it against her cheek.) What do you think this is?
Mr. Geller: (To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin?
Rachel: Joey! It is an auction! You dont guess, you buy!
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)
Ross: (going up to Rachels closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesnt see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesnt find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)
Joey: (reads it) Oh, I cant believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, yknow? And it wouldnt matter. Now I gotta be careful?!
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
Joey: Ross, you dont have to yell.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Rachel: But Joey you dont have $20,000!
Joey: No I mean it! I cant believe they would do this to you! And to your fans! I mean they are going to be devastated! Heart broken! They love you so much!
Joey: We didnt ruin it!
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I dont know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Patrick: Yknow what Phoebe? This isnt really worth the free massage.
Monica: I didnt change!
Ross: Ohh, I dont think so.
Monica: I dont know.
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
Joey: No we werent!
Phoebe: Okay then I dont have a choice! I have to buy that lamp!
Chandler: Wait, we cant do this.
Monica: Yeah youre right. I dont know what I was thinking.
Phoebe: Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married
Phoebe: Well you certainly cant give her that stupid gumball ring.
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
Chandler: I cant believe I ruined this.
Monica: You dont? (Laughs) Well, thats the difference between a professional and a layman.
Phoebe: Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isnt here!
Joey: You guys dont think I look 19?
Monica: Yeah, but I dont think we have time.
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Rachel: Because, I cant! Ross, I told you, no. I cant.
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
Monica: (To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!
Rachel: I dont understand! Last time you went out with her you said she was a big, dull dud.
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Rachel: I dont know. Do-do you have any clothes on?
Rachel: But I couldnt even if I wanted to, because I dont know! I swear; I didnt see anything, and I dont want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.
Nina: Maybe. But that doesnt explain why they keep taking my scissors.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you dont have renters insurance?!
Joey: Wouldnt she?
Joey: Pantyhose! Yknow? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here (He mimed that and stops when he realized he went to far.) I should go take these off shouldnt I?
Ross: She doesnt know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy.
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Ross: (To Chandler) You dont think its a little crazy that you get all my points just cause you
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Joey: No thats all right. Dont worry about it.
Liam: You dont say! (We see Ross who is hopping about with the ball and spikes it in his face.)
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Chandler: Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.
Ross: Oh yeah! Wasnt she uh (Does the international sign for big boobies.)
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Ross: I dont know Rachel, why?
Mr. Treeger:: Oh yeah, of course you dont!
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Rachel: (laughs) Well okayWell dont ruin it! Just play along at least!
Chandler: No I didnt!
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Jill: Rachel and I had a really big fight, can I come in? I-I mean I know were not supposed to see each other anymore and Im okay with that, its just that I dont know anybody in the city and I really need somebody to talk to about it.
Chandler: We cant accept this.
Chandler: Dont worry about it Pheebs.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Monica: Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it!
Chandler: I dont want him to tell this story for years.
Ross: Whoa-whoa, arent you a little over dressed?
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Monica: I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I cant find him anywhere!
Rachel: What do you mean you quit?! You cant quit!
Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.
Joey: I cant believe this Chandler!
Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Ross: It wasnt the best.
Joey: No-no-no! Look, Ive been thinking about it. Im an actor right? So I wont get nervous talking in front of people.
Joey: Oh, you werent finished?
Joey: A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldnt schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Tag: I cant believe it!
Phoebe: Okay, dont give me a reason to get mad, okay
Megan: Look, you dont want to fight me.
Ross: Uh, yeah! I still cant believe she hates Pottery Barn!
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
Rachel: I Well, I dont think they need any help.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Rachel: You have not worn that T-shirt since you were 15!! It doesnt even fit you anymore!
Chandler: Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is performing, his music hasnt improved.]
Ross: Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasnt true?!
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?