words in movies
Chandler: I dont know what it is, I just cant take a good picture.
Phoebe: Hey, why dont you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.
Phoebe: Yeah thats great! Next to that, Chandler wont look so stupid.
Phoebe: You dont have to be back for a half-hour!
Chandler: Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean yknow you cant date him right?
Phoebe: So you wouldnt mind if he was dating someone else?
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Rachel: Okay, whoa-whoa easy there Melissa! This aint a locker room, okay? But, yknow I remember him saying that-that he had plans tonight.
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
[Scene: A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture. Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isnt.]
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.
Chandler: Okay. (Youll have to see it, I cant describe the face he makes, but it isnt good.)
Joey: Great. (He doesnt like it.) You got anything thats not Ralph Lauren?
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Monica: They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
Hums While He Pees: Hey uh, I dont mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?
Phoebe: Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.
Ross: Look, I dont think so Pheebs. (Pause) All right, Ill do it. But just because youre a friend. (Grabs the tickets and heads to divert Whitney.)
Phoebe: I dont have it!
Phoebe: Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isnt sound proof.
Chandler: I cant help it!
Joey: Hey well, you cant teach someone to be good with women. Yknow, thats why I never had any luck with Chandler.
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Rachel: I just dont want him to meet anybody until I am over my crushAnd I will get over it. Its-its not like I love him, its just physical! ButI mean I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met ya!
Joey: I dont know Rach.
Joey: One! (Pause.) No ten! You said ten! You cant take that back!
Joey: I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?
Chandler: I dont know, but dont worry, dont worry, because I know how to take a picture now. (They get ready) Okay, see? Look down (Looks down), look down, look down (He falls asleep.)
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
Ross: Well, I dont think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe thats just because I am not emotionally unavailable!
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
Ross: Well maybe she wouldnt have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!
Ross: Thats all right, we-we dont need you. In fact, hey Im over it already.
Phoebe: Yeah, and yknow what? I dont give a tiny rats ass.
Joey: Yknow, we dont have to imagine.
Phoebe and Rachel: (to each other) I dont know.
Rachel: (giggles and cant look at him) Hi!
Phoebe: Hmm, they just dont make em like that anymore!
Rachel: Oh honey, dont worry. I really do feel like tomorrows the day.
Rachel: Seriously, your dad doesnt like pranks.
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Rachel: Oh tomorrow, oh I dont know. Um
Ross: Anyway, if she, if she wasnt in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?
Kim: I didnt read it.
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Joey: I dont think so.
Joey: You dont think I know that!
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Rachel: Because youre not finished yet and I wont have it! Greens do not quit!
Chandler: Please, dont take away my cool thing. Please?! Pretty please?!
Chandler: The actor playing Mac couldnt do it, they needed to see you at 2 oclock.
Chandler: Wouldnt it be easier if we just moved?
Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Melissa: She didnt.
Rachel: I dont want to say.
Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then hes gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I cant. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.
Monica: No she hasnt.
Rachel: Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)
Phoebe: Um-mmm, and I wont have to go there anymore because I gave them my correct address.
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Earl: I dont need any toner.
Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didnt get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Rachel: Oh, I know it. Youre right. Thats not sexy. Oh Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but cant quite seem to make it.) Oh God!
Joey: What? I dont get it.
Phoebe: Oh, I wouldnt miss this.
Ross: You cant do that!
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe you lied to me.
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
Joey: (to the dog) Cmere. Hey. Cmere. Thats Rachel. Shes the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with youwe love her. But we cant have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? Youre a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.
Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I cant find her anywhere.
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining!
Joey: Yeah, I wouldnt know about that.
Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions! Thats for coming buddy. Ill see you later. (Starts to walk out.)
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.
Rachel: I wont speed.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Monica: That cant be your father.
Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I cant believe that Ive only got two hours before I call in sick for work.
Ross: No, no, that wont be ah, that wont be necessary (leans down and looks up Roberts shorts, seeing Roberts package.)
Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
Woman: I dont think so.
Rachel: Do you really want an award you didnt win?
Joey: Whoa, wait, Pheebs, wait a second! Dont you wanna stay here and talk about it?
Richard: No I didnt.
Chandler: Well you dont have to sound so surprised.
Monica: I just, I cant believe that we made it!
Joey: All right, it wont go down any further. Its stuck.
Monica: I cant find garbage bags!
Monica: Chandler, wh-why dont we sit down?
Gunther: I wasnt invited.
Ross: Come on thats not fair! I mean you havent even heard me play!
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Ross: No! Hey! Hey! We cant!
Mr. Geller: Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore.
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Monica: I cant go to lunch!!
Susan: Oh, I wouldnt miss it for the world.
Phoebe: Why dont you ask him out?
Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isnt good luck.
Monica: Oh thats sweet. Dont touch me.
Chandler: You dont know?
Joey: No-hey-no! If you dont want me to do it, I except that. I dont care about that. I just I dont want you to be upset.
Monica: Wait, you cant have the baby here! I mean I havent sterilised it since the guys moved out!
"Whenever I get married, guess who wont get to sing? Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!"
Phoebe: Yeah, and I know you guys dont know a lot about psychic readings, but that one is pretty much the worse one you can get.
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Monica: I didnt take a pregnancy test.
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didnt. I did.
Rachel: I cant believe theyve been together for three years.
Rachel: No yknow, I dont want to switch! Come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
Joey: I dont want them to move to a Volvo dealership!
Monica: Oh, I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my Mom wouldnt give me grief about me biting them.
Ross: Well, it was loong. I didnt even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 oclock shadow on her head. (They both start to laugh, then stop themselves quickly.) Anyway, she didnt want to stay. I called a cab; she just left.
Ross: Okay. (He sits her down in a chair.) Uh, Ross and Rachel. Rachel and Ross. Thats been one heck of a see-saw hasnt it?
Monica: Are you saying that you dont want to get with this?
Joey: I cant! I-I dont have any other clothes here.
Phoebe: I cant say.
Chandler: (putting his hands up) Take whatever you want, just please dont hurt me.
Ursula: I dont know. He said he did all this stuff and then I said I did it too and he got so excited, it was really fun.
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Joey: I dont believe weve met, Joey Tribbiani.
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Monica: Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-thats it, thats it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? Theyre not the right size, theyre not Victorian, and they just dont go.
Phoebe: Oh no, she wont tell us.
Monica: Now there you go! I wouldnt want my best guest to strain her eyes!
Rachel: Well, yknow I-I dont know where he is.
Gert: Why arent you moving your feet?