words in movies
Rachel: Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter.]
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch.]
[Scene: The bathroom at the restaurant, Chandler and Joey are talking.]
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Monica: I'm talking about me having a baby.
Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for cant hear what youre talking about.
Phoebe: (rapidly) Im doing okay. I think its going well. Do you think theyre having fun? Am I talking to fast?
Phoebe: What-what are you talking about?!
Ross: (to the gang, whispering) She's talking.
Monica: Keep talking.
Rachel: Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about.
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Ross: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?
(Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well. But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Moving on )
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ronni is talking to Chandler. Joey's dad is not around.]
Rachel: What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.
Chandler: Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? (Goes to the counter)
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
Chandler: Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?
Monica: My turn? What-what are you talking about?
Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)
Phoebe: Oh, I wasnt talking about his karma.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Mr.Heckles: See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about.
Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
Monica: What are you talking about?
Ross: Oh my God! Im sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
The Smoking Woman: Who are you talking too?
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Monica: A kiss? What are you talking about?
Joey: What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you cant tell me last night didnt mean something to you. I-I was there, youre not that good an actress.
RUSS: Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about?
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler and Eddie are talking.]
(Joey walks out, while Rachel is pensive. Once he's out of her room, he suddenly realizes who she was talking about and goes back in. He looks at her in disbelief and she looks like she was caught red-handed)
Emily: No. But, Monica and I were talking, and-and I was so upset about the hall being knocked down, and she suggested that we put the wedding off for a bit.
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Rachel: Well, I havent discussed it with him yet, but I know hes gonna be relieved. Last week, he brought this girl over and I started talking to her about morning sickness and then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking.]
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant, Ross and Carol are talking. Kristin is not there.]
Rachel: Woow!I haven't seen you this worked up since you did that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog!
The Teacher: If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right.
(The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient.)
Kyle: Oh, oh, I thought we were just talking.
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Joey: What are you talking about? Keep it!
Phoebe: Umm, Im talking about that which you already know but wont admit. You love her again; you re-love her!
Chandler: What are you talking
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]
Chandler: (talking out of the side of his mouth) I'm not mad.
Monica: Who are you talking too?
Monica: Ross and Rachel don't know what they're talking about. I mean its not like their so responsible. Emma is a product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Charlie: Wait. Are you talking about the Dewar grant?
Rachel: Wow! I dont remember him. Honey, are you sure youre not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.
Phoebe: Theyre just talking, and yknow what? Just because I think theyre soul mates doesnt mean anythings gonna happen.
Phoebe: What are you, what are you talking about? How did this happen?
Joey: Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!
[cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone.]
Joey: Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too.
Ross: You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!Hey come with me!
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
Ross: What? (Mumbles) What-what, what are talking about? It-it worked with you.
Phoebe: No! No! I'm talking you up to people. Just give it a little time, all right? Relax, get something to eat! Okay?
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
[Cut to the hospital, later. Everyone is talking about Nana.]
Monica: Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.
Chandler: Now, is that never talking about it again?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking.]
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom, talking on the phone) Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. (To the gang) I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Monica: Im not talking to her!
Kim: Nancy and I were talking about the fall collection.
[Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.]
Janice: Oh yknow what? You have to speak very loudly when youre talking to Sid, because hes almost completely deaf.
[Scene: The street outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking.]
Chandler: Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Ross and Rachel are talking.]
Rachel: Im talking about a bet, winner takes all.
MNCA: We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel.
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
This is a special out takes episode. The cast and Conan are sitting around the set of Central Perk, talking about the stuff weve never seen.
Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling its the Gellers. (She pays no attention shes talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, its the Gellers. (Shes still not responding.) Shes very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
[Scene: Chandlers bedroom, he is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler. After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep. Theres a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. She quickly calms down. This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandlers door, and starts to complain about the noise.]
Joey: Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Ross: It doesn't matter! It's my principles! We're talking about my principles!
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Phoebe: What are you talking about?!
[Scene: Classroom, Joey is talking to his students.]
Chandler: All right, y'know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Joey: Sure, sure. Ok, (clears his throat and starts to read from his script. He starts talking in a fake French accent, making gestures with his hands) "Bleu de la bleu, de la blu bla bleu" (Phoebe looks astonished, annoyed and disgusted, Joey seems very proud though) See?