words in movies
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not talking about Chuckles University?!
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]
Chandler: Now, is that never talking about it again?!
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
Monica: Okay, he was talking about rules.
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]
(For the first time we see that the woman Ross is talking too is in fact the hot girl that Joey is looking for. She just kinda stares at him.)
[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monicas apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, its messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what Im talking about.]
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Janine: Yknow, I know youre talking, but all I hear is, "Blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah."
Phoebe: Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed. The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.]
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]
Chandler: Right, fine, I�ll do it, but no talking.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Joey: Good. (He sets his stuff down and starts talking to Kate, another cast member.) Hey.
Phoebe: Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! (looking outside the window) Look, there's Chandler. (he's on the street, talking to a woman)
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Joey: Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to(he stops talking suddenly)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
[Scene: Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey]
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
Phoebe: Wow! Talking about high maintenance
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Ross: But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it.
CHANDLER: Stop talking, stop talking now. Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?
Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
Mike: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie.]
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: I ... I was just talking about Rachel.
Joey: (looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
Phoebe: You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Rachel: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
Joey: (stands up) No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?
Monica: When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.
Chandler: Sure! Thats one of the great things about being engaged. Im not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
Ross: Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesnt feel like talking right now. Hes smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Rachel: Ok, let’s keep talking.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]
Cliff: Id have to say the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that youre making me eat him.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Chandler: What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry.
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like this?
(She leaves. Chandler presses his face to the glass door after her, stroking the window lovingly. He then turns to the security camera and starts talking to it.)
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Ross: Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.
Roy: Are you talking about me?
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
Ross: (outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!
Ross: (skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
Ross: (To All) Was I talking to her about gas?
(Joey stares around dumbly looking for the "talking pigeon")
Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right?
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
Phoebe: Talking to Ross.
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Monica: What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Janice: Chandler, what are you talking about?
Monica: Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.
Joey: Yknow, Im beginning to see what Jake was talking about.
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]
Rachel: Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Yknow who Im talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers (Stops when she realizes it was her.)
Ross: Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...