words in movies
Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing?
Chandler: THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Joey: C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all.
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
Chandler: That's very funny. We done now?
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
Phoebe: What, that's it?
Rachel: Alright, that's it! Give it back! That's it!
Rachel: Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.
Phoebe: That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Phoebe: Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry. �That's the one thing I can't do.� I promised I'd be with Monica.
Monica: (points at the baby she's holding) This is a boy, (points at the baby Chandler is holding) and that's a girl.
Chandler: Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. (on the phone) "Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it (pause) Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other time? (pause) Oh, can't you make an exception?"
Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. (To Monica) Hey, how about maroon?
Chandler: All right, that's it, give me your underwear.
Ross: Why...Why should I? I mean if she wants to move on, that's fine!
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar? (Translation: You speak Dutch That's cool. Do you have relatives there?)
MONICA: Alright that's great, then just go. Go Knicks.
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.
Mr Campbell: That's Hugo Boss?
Joey: Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Phoebe: Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.
Chandler: That's right.
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Joey: Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!
Ross: You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.
Chandler: (thinks) That's the perfect amount!
Man: That's right, it's officer Goodbody.
CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
Phoebe: Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
Mindy: Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of!
Rachel: Aw, honey, that's so sweet.
Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.
Chandler: He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!
Joey: That's ridiculous!
Phoebe: Oh, that's fine, no.
Chandler: ...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)
Monica: Oh, that's nice!
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Oh, that's attractive.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
Chandler: That's great.
Chandler: That's it?
Angela: Huh. That's nice.
Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...
Ross: That's my sister.
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Ross: That's... that's classic.
CHANDLER: Ah that's a cantelope.
Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.
Phoebe: Ooh! That's so nice...
Joey: It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?
Joey: See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.
Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...
Ross: That's closer.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
All: That's so sweet.
Mr Zelner: (Takes a long look at the egg while he considers it) Wow, that's pretty cool (Takes the egg from Ross)
Joey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Phoebe: So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Yknow, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!
Max: No. No, that's- that's okay.
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Ross: That's the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?
Joey: That's the rule.
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey. That's Patti, Patti the monkey.
Chandler: So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!
Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!
Rachel: Oh, right, that's me!
MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
Paolo: No, that's cold, that's cold, that's...
Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?
Ronni: That's a good one!
Chandler: Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet.
RACHEL: That's not the end.
RACH: That's just great. [she picks up her champagne and starts drinking]
CHANDLER: That's great. All right, I gotta get to work, I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
Mr Zellner: (confused) That's great!
Chandler: That's OK.
Ross: That's easy for you to say, you found one already.
Kristin: That's funny. Who are they?
Joey: Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.
Janice: That's fine.
All: That's great!
Rachel: Phoebe, come on that's silly.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Monica: Yeah, that's a big step.
Phoebe: Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
EDDIE: Well that's uh, that's a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, I'm, look, I'm, ya know, I'm sorry, I'm terriably sorry.
PHOEBE: Yu-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say 'The end'.