words in movies
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
JOEY: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, [Joey from TV] you know that's bad fo r the paper tray.
DUNCAN: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.
MONICA: Rachel, that's all we do.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
MONICA: Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? [Rachel gives her a look from hell] That's fine.
RACHEL: Nothing, I mean, um, it is your first time with her and, you know if the first time doesn't go well, well then that's, that's pretty darn hard to recover from.
Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Gavin: Hey Mom! No, that's just my secretary. (Rachel is upset)
Ross: No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird.
Joey: So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
Ross: Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh.
Monica: No, only because that's the graduation song.
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
ROSS: That, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.
Ross: Okay, hey, that's okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch. (shows Chandler) Okay, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn't going around any more. (grabs Chandler's watch) What time is it? It's 7:33, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!!
Joey: Yeah! She is cool, and she's so smart! Her mind is totally acrimonious (which, being Joey, he mispronounces "amonious"). (pause) That's not how she used it...?
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. (Chandler and Ross stare at him) What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Monica: Yes you are! That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?
Rachel: Yeah, they were very y'know wrestley. But, I guess that's normal?
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
Chandler: Man, that's some bad advice!
Joey: (Unimpressed) A book? (Suddenly interested) Is it like a book that's also a safe?
Melanie: Anyway, that's when me and my friends started this whole fruit basket business. We call ourselves 'The Three Basketeers.'
Chandler: What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride 'em cowgirl!
Chandler: That's easy, baggage claim.
Ross: Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours. (Joey has lost interest and is watching the race again.) It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.
David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.
Carol: Mushroom. Smile. They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny
Joey: That's not funny! You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts!
Hayley: no that's just where you were going I just figured that I'd help you out, you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this very a lot.
Chandler: Well, that's impossible, can you check again, please?
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
Phoebe: That's fun. (She exits disappointedly.)
Malcom: See that's just something I said now, so that maybe I could kiss you.
Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.
Monica: I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.
PHOEBE: Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (she walks away towards the door)
Rachel: Oh, wow! Congratulations, that's quite a waste of time.
CHANDLER: That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.
Ross: Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by "bye!"
Joey: That's right I am! (Opens drawer and rummages through it. Rachel enters)
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
ROSS: No no, no, that, that's your Christmas tip, alright. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now?
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
Monica: No, although now that's what I'm thinking.
Rachel: Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.
Chandler: Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".
Phoebe: That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
Phoebe: Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.
Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Chandler: All right, that's it, give me your underwear.
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry. �That's the one thing I can't do.� I promised I'd be with Monica.
Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. (To Monica) Hey, how about maroon?
Monica: (points at the baby she's holding) This is a boy, (points at the baby Chandler is holding) and that's a girl.
Chandler: Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. (on the phone) "Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it (pause) Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other time? (pause) Oh, can't you make an exception?"
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar? (Translation: You speak Dutch That's cool. Do you have relatives there?)
Ross: Why...Why should I? I mean if she wants to move on, that's fine!
Phoebe: Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.
MONICA: Alright that's great, then just go. Go Knicks.
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.
Mr Campbell: That's Hugo Boss?
Joey: Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Chandler: (thinks) That's the perfect amount!
Ross: You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.
Man: That's right, it's officer Goodbody.
Chandler: He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!
CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
Phoebe: Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
Mindy: Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of!
Rachel: Aw, honey, that's so sweet.
Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.
Phoebe: Oh, that's fine, no.
Joey: That's ridiculous!
Chandler: ...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
Monica: Oh, that's nice!
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Oh, that's attractive.
Ross: That's... that's classic.
Chandler: That's it?
Angela: Huh. That's nice.
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...
Ross: That's my sister.
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Chandler: That's great.
Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Joey: It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?
CHANDLER: Ah that's a cantelope.