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PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
RACH: Ohh, well, isn't that just lovely. That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time.
RACH: That's just great. [she picks up her champagne and starts drinking]
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
PHOE: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet.
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
RACH: Oh, that's um, interesting.
Janice: That's fine.
Ross: That's easy for you to say, you found one already.
All: That's great!
Chandler: That's very funny. We done now?
Joey: Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Monica: Yeah, that's a big step.
Rachel: Phoebe, come on that's silly.
Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing?
Phoebe: Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
EDDIE: Well that's uh, that's a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, I'm, look, I'm, ya know, I'm sorry, I'm terriably sorry.
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
PHOEBE: Yu-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say 'The end'.
PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love...
PHOEBE: Maybe that's because you haven't taken the time to get to know him. Let's remedy that, shall we?
Ursula: Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over.
Mr. Zelner: That's quite all right, but I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Ross: Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.
All: That's great! That's wonderful!
ROSS: Oh, oh that's right, I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Rachel: Aww. Well, ok, well that's very nice. And you wrote a card (opens the card). "From Gavin"
Joey: (to Ross): Ahhh, that's alright. Y'know, that's a tough hand to beat.
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Monica: That's not a question.
Monica: That's because I'm in front of them.
Ross: That's, that's nice twice!
Chandler: Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches.
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
Mindy: That's all!
Mindy: That's not all.
Ross: (sarcastic) Yep! That's hilarious!
Monica: That's me.
Chandler: Well, that's what we said about Joey...
CHANDLER: Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
Rachel: That's not European!
David: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!
Rachel: No, that's ok, let's me just get my check book!
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
Ross: Wait a minute; you don't think it was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid.
Benjamin: (looks surprised and un-impressed) That's not even kinda close! (Ross looks around confused) Dr. Li, how many graduate students you'd be needing?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Monica: (furious) That's it! Dinner is over!
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!
Joey: Well, I'm telling everyone about you! That's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig!
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.
Mindy: Oh that's so great!
Monica: All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.
Chandler: That's ok.
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
CHANDLER: Ok, that's Eric.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
PHOEBE: He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Monica: Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs.
Steve: It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money. That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment with two other guys, and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
CHANDLER: Oh, that's OK, we'll figure something out.
PHOEBE: OK, I smell smoke. Maybe that's 'cause someone's pants are on fire.
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
Joey: What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.
MONICA: That's terrible.
JOEY: That's what it says.
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Phoebe: No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
MONICA: That's fine.
MONICA: Rachel, that's all we do.
Joey: Oh-oh-oh, yeah! (He grabs some towels and takes them to him.) That's right, you take good care of those babies!
Monica: That's my favourite kind! Okay, we are doing this!
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Rachel: That's good enough. Right? (Pause.) Okay, well umm, I'm gonna go look at my books!
ROSS: That's a good point.
Ross: That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?
Ross: My mommies love me. That's clever.
Monica: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
Chandler: (On cell phone) Don't worry, I'll be back before you know it. Yes it will be the same. Because I know, that's how. I promise.
Dr. Mitchell: That's because they are.
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
Quartet: Your no God's gift to women, that's all in your headdddd. You are just a buttmunch.
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
PHOEBE: That's too much. Sorry.
ROSS: No. So what. So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. Ya know, like a, like a right of passage or somethin'.
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
CHANDLER: That's me.
RICHARD: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.
Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
ROSS: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.
RACH: That's what I said.
Carol: All right, that's it. I want both of you out.
CHANDLER: Oh, so that's what this is for.
Ross: Okay, that's it. WE ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE!
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Monica: I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.