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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time we’ll all be here in the coffee house as six single people?

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Phoebe: Why?! What’s happening to the coffee house?! (Monica looks at her.) Oh! (Realizes.)

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Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.

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Chandler: The young hot ball and chain.

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Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)

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Monica: We’re gonna pick up the wedding dress then we’re gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)

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Ross: Not for the next few minutes.

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Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.

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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]

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Monica: I’m making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared.

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Rachel: Hey! Those are all the things I’m responsible for!

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Monica: I had to go with the odds Rach.

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Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didn’t get the part?

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Rachel: The commercial?

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Phoebe: The movie?

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Joey: Yes that’s the one about the soldiers who fight in World War I!

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Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Back then y’know, we called the Great War. It really was!

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Joey: Well anyway, the guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!

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Monica: Wait! Wait! Wait! You can’t start today! Today’s the rehearsal dinner!

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Joey: I know! All right, I’ll see you guys over there! I’m off to fight the Nazis.

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Rachel: Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I.

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[Scene: Pier 59 Studios, Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table. He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies.]

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The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! We’re ready.

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The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? We’re ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby he’s playing Vincent.

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The Director: (approaching) Okay! We’re about an hour away from getting the scene lit. So uh, if you guys don’t mind, can we run it a couple of times?

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The Director: Okay, all right. Let’s do it. (He walks off.) And…Action!

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Joey: We have to find the rest of the platoon!

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Richard: Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone! (He is spitting on the hard Ps and Ts.)

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Richard: (still spitting) The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!

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Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!

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The Director: Hang on a minute! Joey, you keep touching your face. Is something wrong?

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The Director: I don’t think so. Let’s take it back to Richard’s last line. (Walks off.) Action!

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Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)

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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner.]

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Chandler: (entering from the bedroom) Okay. Here’s a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.

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(She exits and as Chandler picks up his coat, the phone rings and the answering machine gets it.)

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Monica: (voice on answering machine) Hi! If you’re calling before Saturday, you’ve reached Monica and Chandler. But if you’re calling after Saturday, you’ve reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!

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[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner, Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive. A woman enters.]

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Chandler: We’re the Bings.

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Ross: Well I…I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)

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(Chandler’s Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door.)

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Mrs. Bing: Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon there’ll be lots of little Bings. (He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)

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Monica: He is the man in the black dress.

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Rachel: Man in the black dress… (Monica walks away and Rachel looks around to find a woman in a black dress.) (To her) Hi! I’m Rachel! I’m a friend of Monica and Chandler’s!

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Ross: Dad…dad, please! As I was saying umm, I’m Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and I’m the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, she’s the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if you’d all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple we’re here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.

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All: To the Bings!

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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen.]

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Monica: All right, I’m gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?

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Monica: Y’know what? You’re right, I’m sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.

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Monica: Okay. Sorry. (Monica goes into the bathroom.)

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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment.]

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Ross: Oh, taking my parents back to the hotel.

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Joey: Thanks. Yeah, I figure if I wear these in my scenes at least I won’t get spit in the eyes, y’know?

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Ross: And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!

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Ross: (going up to Rachel’s closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesn’t see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesn’t find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)

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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. Rachel answers it.]

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Ross: I think Chandler’s gone. (He hands her the note.)

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Rachel: (reading the note) Tell Monica I’m sorry.

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Phoebe: (walking up) What’s up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica I’m sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!

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[Scene: The Hallway, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note.]

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Rachel: Yeah but, maybe it’s not what we think. Maybe it’s tell Monica I’m sorry I…drank the last of the milk.

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[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches.]

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Richard: Just the last two pages.

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(They go onto the set.)

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Richard: I found the picture!

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Richard: That’s what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)

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Joey: Thanks! Okay-okay check it out! (Reading from the script) Picture? What picture? (He pauses then spits) Eh?

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[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler.]

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Ross: Yes. Yes. Don’t worry. Everything’s fine. We’ll uh, we’ll see you tomorrow at the wedding.

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Ross: Well then we’ll-we’ll see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (They’re sitting by the window.) What-what…what you guys doing here?!

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Mr. Geller: Well you kids talk about this place so much, we thought we’d see what all the fuss is about.

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Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.

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Mrs. Geller: The sexy blonde behind the counter. (She waves at Gunther who waves back.)

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Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list that—of people we’re allowed to sleep…

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Ross: Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know I’m looking for him?

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[Scene: The Movie Set, Richard and Joey are doing a scene.]

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The Director: Action!

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Richard: I found the picture!

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Richard: The picture of my wife! In your pack!

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The Director: Cut! Wonderful!

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The Assistant Director: (To Joey) Here’s your call sheet for tomorrow.

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The Assistant Director: You are now.

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Joey: No! No! I can’t! You gotta get me out of it! I’ve got plans! (Spits.) Important plans! (Spits on the Ps.)

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(The AD walks away wiping his face.)

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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]

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Rachel: (closing the door) Ross said there’s still no word from Chandler.

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Rachel: Oh but he did say that they found the grandmother wandering down fifth avenue.

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Rachel: God! Don’t—We can’t let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait she’ll be in the gown and then he won’t show up and then she’s gonna have to take off the gown…

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Phoebe: Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You can’t do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)

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(Phoebe reaches into the trash can, pulls one out, and hands it to Rachel.)

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Phoebe: (looking into the trash can) Sure. (Reaching into the trash can.) Do you need some floss? (Grabs a piece of it.)

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Rachel: Oh, I mean she’s gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl." Y’know? Then she’ll have to come back here and live all alone.

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Phoebe: (finding something interesting in the trash can) Oh my God!

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Phoebe: There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it’s positive. Monica’s pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she won’t be totally alone.

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[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s bathroom, the scene is continued from earlier.]

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Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.

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Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And I’m still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)

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Phoebe: Just for the future, this is hardly a commercial for it.

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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter.]

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Ross: No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasn’t heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandler’s parents again!

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Ross: Well, can’t you at least stall her a little? I’ll-I’ll go back to some of the places I went last night.

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(They all go into the hallway.)

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Monica: Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?

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[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey is reporting for work.]

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Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasn’t supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. It’s my best friend’s, and I’m officiating so I really can’t work past four.

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The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We can’t stop filming just for you. It’s not like it’s your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)

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The Director: What?!

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Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didn’t want you to worry about me. But, I’m having surgery today.

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The Director: What kind of surgery?!

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The Director: But you’re supposed to work on Monday.

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The Director: But you’re not bald.

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The Director: Look Joey, there’s nothing I can do. Besides, you’re probably gonna be out by four anyway. We’ve just got one short scene. It’s just you and Richard, and God knows he’s a pro. You’ll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.

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Ross: Aw, y’know…Y’know, maybe we’re-we’re just approaching this all wrong. If you’re Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think you’d go?

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Chandler: How did you guys find me? I knew I should’ve hid at the gym!

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Phoebe: What the hell are you doing?!

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Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that I’m related to Monica. How is she?

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Chandler: Because if I go home, we’re gonna become the Bings! I can’t be the Bings!

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Ross: What’s wrong with being the Bings?

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Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!

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Chandler: It’s not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybody’s! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And I’ve met me; I am not Paul Newman. I don’t race cars! I don’t make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.

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Rachel: The nights are the hardest. (Checks her watch.) But then the day comes! And that’s every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again…

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Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel I’m sorry! I have to start getting ready! I’m getting married today!

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Monica: (getting up) I’m gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)

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(Monica goes into the bathroom and Rachel thinks quickly.)

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Phoebe: (entering) Found the vest! I mean we’re gonna have to keep an eye on it, y’know make sure we don’t lose it again…

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Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Don’t scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"

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(Monica goes into the bathroom and Phoebe and Rachel breathe a sigh of relief.)

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[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene. They are both holding swords.]

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The Director: Let’s reset.

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The Director: Let’s take it from there.

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Joey: Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And I’m the minister. Please! Please! Can you pull it together?

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The Director: Still rolling, annnnd action!

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Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!

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[Scene: The Hotel, Monica’s room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]

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Mrs. Geller: Here comes the bride.

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(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)

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Joey: I’m still on the set!

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Rachel: Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!

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Joey: I know! I’m sorry! The guy’s drunk, they won’t let me go until we get this.

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Joey: No! No, I’m the minister! All right, look-look, put ‘em both on the phone, I’ll marry them right now.

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Joey: Hey! Don’t you hang up on me! I’ll marry you and me right now! I have the power!

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Chandler: Yeah okay. Well, what’s the next little bit?

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(Chandler goes out into the hall and lights up a cigarette.)

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(He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room.)

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Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, y’know. I mean there’s no way Joey’s gonna make it in time. So I’m gonna through the hotel and see if there’s any other weddings going on.

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[Scene: The Hotel, Rachel is walking through the ballroom area and comes upon the sign for the Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding.]

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Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {It’s a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (He’s wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?

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The Rabbi: I don’t know. Are they Greek Orthodox?

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Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He can’t see the bride in the wedding dress.

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Mrs. Bing: As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.

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Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, it’s not bad luck then.

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(They both go out into the hall.)

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[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go.]

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Joey: Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guy’s hammered!

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The Director: I’m sorry Joey, as long as he’s here and he’s conscious we’re still shooting.

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Joey: So I uh, I just talked to the director. That’s it, we’re done for the day.

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Richard: Well have we finished the scene?

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Richard: Why? Are we done for the day?

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Richard: Oh, thank you. You’re welcome. (He stands up, staggers to the couch, and starts to lie down.)

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(And as Joey walks out the door, Richard grabs a bottle of Scotch, just as the door closes and carries it with him.)

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[Scene: The Hotel, Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler.]

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Ross: Then where the hell have you been?!

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Chandler: Well I was! Then I went down to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes…

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Chandler: Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and that’s when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yeah, y’know what? I thought anything that can fit into this, can’t be scary.

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(Mr. Geller turns the corner.)

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[Scene: The moment we waited for has finally arrived. It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding. We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm.]

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Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) I’m so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)

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(He walks up onto the altar and notices the rabbi.)

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The Rabbi: Are you Chandler?

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(Ross walks down the aisle with Phoebe and Rachel on his arms.)

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Ross: I’ve never walked down the aisle knowing it can’t end in divorce.

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(Finally, Monica with her parents on her arms start down the aisle.)

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Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.

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(Chandler steps off the altar to greet his bride-to-be.)

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(They both step up onto the altar and she notices the rabbi.)

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The Rabbi: I am Father Kalebasous.

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The Rabbi: Let us begin. Dearly beloved…

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Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

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Chandler: (To Ross) No, that’s okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way it’s okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I’m sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)

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Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?

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Joey: Aw crap! Okay—uh…uh let’s-let’s do the rings.

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(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each other’s fingers.)

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Chandler: (To Monica) I love you. And I know about the baby.

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Chandler: Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.

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(The camera zooms in on Rachel who has a very worried and frightened look on her face and she slowly takes a deep breath.)

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Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Y’know it wouldn’t kill ya to respect your wife’s privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.

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Molly: (to Ross) I'm gonna take her back to the appartment.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Joey: Which, is the new plan!

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Ross: The paper.

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Phoebe: Okay. (He grabs his gun and shoots the bird.) Oh! Oh no.

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Rachel: Ohh! (Realises that Ross is in the room.) Hi!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Ross: That is what the thing is.

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Rachel: The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.

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The Salesman: Let’s see, ahhh… Where does the Pope live?

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(The door bursts open, and Joey and Phoebe rush in.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: (trying not to be obvious) Take the bra off.

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(Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the game)

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The Guys: Ohh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isn’t moving.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

(Ross leaps out of his chair and runs out the door, with Chandler in hot pursuit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Chandler: Uh, The Wheatsheaf.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Joey: The ring is gone!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Monica: Oh my God, you can’t even see where the Titanic hit it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Rachel: (yelling from the living room) Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Don’t go in there! Don’t go in there! I need another soda!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Phoebe: (to the nurse) Hi.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, I’ll tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Monica: I don’t believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: Oh that’s a great idea. You’re really good on the phone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: No, no, with him. (He mimes holding the baby like a football.) I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Phoebe: (doing the same) I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

[Scene: The waiting room, Monica and Joey are sitting there.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

(He goes over and opens the door to reveal Monica holding a plate of cookies and a fan to blow the smell across the hall.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(They go back into the living room)

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didn’t mind.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Joey: Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? (Swings to punch Chandler, he moves and he ends up punching Ross, knocking him off the stool. Ross then gets up and just stares at Joey.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Phoebe: (speaking louder and articulating) That's she's like the daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears) Listen! (Monica looks at Phoebe in a duh! way)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel-

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Joey: Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four. The waiter is pouring water in their glasses.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (There’s a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Joey: Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin’ chips is like stretching.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Ross: Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Monica: (pointing at the drawing, upset) Bye... bye... BIRDIE.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Ross: Breathe! Breathe! Breathe throw the pain.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: I thought you could use the help.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

[Cut to the delivery room.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

[Scene: Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now. Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: What's up with the simian?

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

(Hearing the screaming Chandler and Joey rush in. Joey has a pan, Chandler has a tea kettle.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Ross: There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why don’t you just hand over the keys?

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can't—I still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

All: Ohh!! (they all start pointing at the screen)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, you’re just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter. Phoebe gasps.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Chandler: Y’know what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened.

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Rachel: But y’know what, if you think it’s gonna be okay we’ll just work out a system. Y’know, it’ll be like college, I’ll hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, I’m gettin’ lucky." (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: Okay, you picked the Gimmie card! You get all of Ross’s points!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Carol: Ah yeah, but now it’s Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Joey: Ross! Way to suck up to the family.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Rachel: Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: Have you ever taken out the trash? (Hands her the garbage.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

(They walk into a completely redecorated and repainted room. And of course, the room is immaculate. Only an obsessive-compulsive like Monica could find fault with the room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election. Somewhat faster than Florida I might add.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Ross: (to the gang, whispering) She's talking.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

[The next clip is from The One With The List.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: Hey! You guys! You’re not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent…

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Joey: But I'm the host!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Monica: Uh-oh, what’s the matter?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Y’know, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I don’t suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but…

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: I’m sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and it’s either this or a bathrobe! Look, what’s more important, the way I’m dressed or me being with you on your special day?

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

(The phone rings.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Joey: All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Joey: Seriously, good game though. Good game. (He tries to congratulate them, but they pull away.) (To Chandler) What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Joey: I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Phoebe: (on the other side of the line, still pretending to be Estelle) Joey, it's Estelle. (Joey's eyes bulge up, he looks afraid)

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

PHOEBE: Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Chandler: To pay for the gym.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4