words in movies
Monica: No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!
[Scene: A Theater, there is a casting session going on for a play.]
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park.
Chandler: ....three years of modern dance with Twila Tharp! Five years with the American Ballet Theater?!
[Scene: The theater. Chandler is sitting in the otherwise empty front row, looking around nervously]
Phoebe: No, its just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out.
Ross: Oh when you beeped me I was on line at the concession stand at the movie theater.
[Scene: Chandler in the theater]
The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I dont come to this city much so I dont know if youre crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.
[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.]
Joey: Uh-huh! I know. Im coming soon to a theater near you! Im in THX! Im unsuitable for children!
[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]
Chandler: Well you should be. You missed the most powerful three hours in the history of the theater.
Janice: Oh, are you sure? Really? Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.
[Scene: The theater. Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the first line]