words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Roger: You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops.
Chandler: Whoah whoah, back up there, Sparky. What'd you mean by that?
Mr. Tribbiani: Oh, 'scuse me. So Ross, uh, how's the wife? (Ross whines and lays his head on Chandler's shoulder) Off there too, uh? Uh, Chandler, quick, say something funny!
Rachel: Bathroom's up there.
Rachel: You were supposed to be in there so I could see your thing!
Chandler: Sorry, my my thing was in there with me.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
Mrs. Tribbiani: Why did you have to fill your father's head with all that garbage about making things right? Things were fine the way they were! There's chicken in there, put it away. For God's sake, Joey, really. (She gives the sofabed a tiny push and it folds away)
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is there with Roger.]
Chandler: There is nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Phoebe: Okay. Well theres one down.
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
The Director: Lets take it from there.
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
ROSS: Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.
Monica: Shes right there.
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, "Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."
Issac: Chloe, switch with me, theres some guys here that got a crush on you.
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Matt: Okay, Ill just put a little more booze on there. (Pours some more on.)
Chandler: Not that big a deal? There there was touching of things.
Rachel: Well, it was just something Josh said about v-necks, but you had to be there.
(Ross opens the door to reveal Whitney standing there.)
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Phoebe: There he goes, your fianc�e.
Rachel: You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, firemen are there to handle the bonfire that got out of control.]
(There is no response from Rachel.)
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
CHANDLER: Really? Wow. That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there.
Phoebe: A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and thats what they gave me? (Looks up) When I get up there Im going to kick some ass.
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]
Phoebe: Well, it seems like there weren't any tears 'til you showed her the bill.
Joey: Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it's kinda hard to concentrate.
Joey: Theres the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandlers bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]
Joey: There you go!
Director: Uh, yeah. Now you guys dance over there, you guys over there, and I want you two right around here, and everyone else spread out.
{Transcribers Note: As with all the cliffhangers, there was no credits scene. There will be a ninth and final season of Friends starting sometime in September. See you then, have a good summer everyone.}
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Rachel: Wow. There it is, I see it.
Ross: Theres the one!
Joey: Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! (He whips out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.)
Rachel: There I am.
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.]
Chandler: Why is there jelly on your shoe?
Chandler: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate.]
Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Ross are there.]
Phoebe: Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunnys funeral?
Monica: What?! Theres only been like four kids.
Chandler: Theres no question.
Ross: Ok, now, is there anything I can do to... you know, butter him up? Anything he really likes?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is there. Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout. There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen.]
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Joey: I dont know. I like her, you know. Shes different. Theres uh, somethin about her.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
PHOEBE: Um, is, is there any chance that you're rounding up? You know, like from, like 20?
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Joey: Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while were there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."
Phoebe: Wow! Oh well, I will be there!
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
RACHEL: [on phone] Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. [hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket]
Chandler: Yeah, yeah right over there.
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Chandler, are there.]
Phoebe: Oh good! (And theres general excitement.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes.]
Joey: All right, and over there is Bradys Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.
Chandler: And thats the Chrysler Building right there.
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a handsome man enters.)
Joey: That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (Theres no response from Chandler.) Okay.
Monica: Is there a problem?
Rachel: Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
Ross: I said 'share' not 'scare'. Go sit over there! (Chandler goes over and sits at a table and puts his head down).
Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?
LITTLE BULLY: Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright. [they all put their keys and watches in the hat and put it on a mail box] Alright, c'mon man, let's do this.
Phoebe: Is there anything we can do for you?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Joey are there. Joey is reading a newspaper.]
Joey: Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. Theres no meat in beer, right?
Ross: Well actually, Im picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe hell be there.
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Joey: Whoaheywh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?
Phoebe: Oh, there you are Ben!
Phoebe: (looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isnt Mother Nature amazing?
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
Phoebe: Then thats not breaking the law! Im there!
Rachel: (To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?
Ross: The card! I think were there!
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck.)
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
(Chandler throws the cue ball under there table.)
Chandler: Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.