words in movies
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!
Monica: No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger.
(The gang swaps all the drinks for what they ordered as Phoebe enters. She sits down without saying hi.)
Monica: What did they do to you?
Monica: I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.
Paula: Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy..
Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.
(They degenerate into bickering and Chandler happily starts to smoke, undisturbed.)
Monica: Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing.
(They give each other a dubious look.)
(They all gasp and clutch each other.)
Ross: Who-who wants fair? Y'know, I just want things back. Y'know, the way they were.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
Phoebe: (to Monica) Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.)
PHOEBE: OH!! Oh I thought they were just watching me. You know, like at, like at an aquarium, ya know.
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
(They both break into a huge laugh and do that stop motion thing they had at the end of ChiPs.)
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Ross: Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?
Charlie: Shall we? (they sit down and Benjamin takes Ross' chair).
Phoebe: Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you.
Alice: None the less. Umm, youre too young to, to really know what you want. (They embrace in a passionate kiss.)
Rachel: Well, they always called.
Monica: Because theyll know weve been listening.
Phoebe: Wow! Oh you can just imagine that this is where (Shes opening and closing the drawers) they kept all the stuff to make their potions.
Phoebe: Oh my God, they took my idea!
Chandler: Yeah. (they start to leave)
(They both go back into their old rooms and shut the doors. Of course, Chandler has to close both sections of his door.)
The Rabbi: I dont know. Are they Greek Orthodox?
Rachel: Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.
Phoebe: Left! (Rachel hands her the napkin in her left hand and they both unfold and read them.) Thank you.
Chandler: Yes, but in Rosss case, they both know in two weeks thats it.
(They clink beer bottles, and drink.� Then, they stare uncomfortably at their bottles.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out.]
Ross: Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)
Kiki: And while we're on the subject of news.. (She holds up here finger to show off her engagement ring and they all scream again.)
Carol: Mushroom. Smile. They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny
Chandler: Oh! Thats great, they havent seen the place since I moved in!
(They kiss.)
Joey: How little are they? I mean, are they like scary little?
All: Oh! (They stop hugging her to let her out and resume the hug without her.)
Joey: All-all right! (They run and jump in the car.) Start it up! Lets go!
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Monica: Chris says theyre closing down the bar.
(They start making out. She opens his shirt and feels inside and stops.)
(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
(They all run over to the window.)
Joey: Hey, being you is finally gonna pay off! (They give each other fives.)
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Eric: Eric. (They shake hands and hes squinting. And, no, its not me.)
(They all applaud her.)
(They all run to the window.)
Ross: Evidently they do.
All: Whoa. (they all lean in to get a closer look, Ross isn't pleased)
Charlie: Hey! (They kiss and cuddle a little)
[they both pour in packets of cappucino mix]
Joey: (sitting on the sofa in front of the tv) Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing.
Joey: Yeah. Sure. (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.)
Phoebe: All right, you go. (They kiss.)
(They run to the ticket counter, but they get stuck behind a group of old people who are walking very slowly.)
Billy: Thomas, come back here! (they both leave)
Frank: They musta read the sonogram wrong. 'Cause they, 'cause they thought it was a boy, but Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
Monica: (goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.
[Monica picks up the bag, while Ross closes the door and hits Monica with his tail. They walk into the living room, and Monica empties the bag.]
(They all pause and think about it.)
Monica: I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
(They both stare for a while, and then look at each other)
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Kate: They still want me for General Hospital.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes. (Theyre perfect so far.)
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
(They kiss.)
Chandler: Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk....
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Phoebe: Okay. All right you yellow-bellied-lilly-livered-DRAW!! (they both kick up the foot rests like an old fashioned gun fight.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
Chandler: Were trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.) Yknow Im not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Joey: Sure! As long as they dont find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.
(She opens the door and whips back the curtain. It's Joey. They both scream)
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Chip: Yeah, they still wear underwear.
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
Ross: Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
Joey: No, no! (they all go towards the balcony but they get jammed in the window)
Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Monica: Phoebe, relax none of that stuff ever happens! They just put it on there for legal reasons!
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Alice: Ohhh. (They embrace in a very passionate kiss.)
Chandler: What is so funny about that? (they realise it wasn't a joke)
Mr. Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says 'Jack Geller, so predictable'. Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say 'Buried at sea! Huh!'.
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
[They all turn around and look at Joey.]
Rachel: No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) They didnt have any sodas?
Estelle: Joey! Its Estelle! I just talked to the casting people; they loved you!
Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?
Phoebe: ...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;and away they all flew like the down of a thistle; but I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!"
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)