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Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
[Scene: The airport. Rachel runs up to the ticket counter.]
(Chandler goes into the apartment, while Joey checks his ticket and is embarrassed by his stupid mistake.)
Chandler: What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?
Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
Ticket Agent: The last minute fare on this ticket is twenty seven hundred dollars.
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Tommy: Can-can we take a look at your ticket?
Joey: Absolutely! And if it doesnt, can I get the extra ticket?
Ticket Counter Attendant: Are you travelling with a child?
Rachel: I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket. Not, two tickets, I have an extra ticket.
Rachel: Oh, I gotta get my ticket!
(He gives the agent his ticket and walks onto the jetway. Janice walks over and looks out the window. Chandler walks back into the terminal and tries to walk right past Janice, but she sees him.)
Ross: I mean youre not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?
Ticket Counter Attendant: One ticket to Yemen?
Man: Sure. (Hands him the ticket.)
Ticket Agent: This is the final boarding call for Flight 009.
Phoebe: So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
Ticket Counter Attendant: (on the P.A.) This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen.
Monica: Just double checking (does so)...no, no, no...(takes off a shoe and takes a ticket out of it) No!
Chandler: Okay. Then I guess its just, wait here then. (Hands her the sign that says, Wait Here.") (To the ticket agent) Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen.
(They run to the ticket counter, but they get stuck behind a group of old people who are walking very slowly.)
Ticket Agent: Well you can split it with another credit card.
Chandler: (to the ticket agent) American Express?
Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)
Ticket Agent: (Cheerfully.) Hello.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Ticket Agent: Hello.
Ticket Agent: I cant imagine why.
Ticket Agent: I cant do that.
Ticket Agent: (Slides the twenty back and tosses her credit card onto the counter.)
[Scene: The Airport Ticket Counter, Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served.]
Ticket agent: And the destination?
(Chandler heads toward the stairs, but makes a turn back to his apartment while looking at the ticket.)
Chandler: Ill give up my ticket.
Ticket Agent: Im sorry, all our first class seats are taken. That couple got the last two.
Rachel: It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job.
Ticket Agent: Oh Im afraid that plane has already pulled away from the gate.
Ticket Agent: And I do have one seat left.
Ticket Agent: Next?
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) Theres one leaving in thirty minutes.
Ticket Agent: Next?
Joey: (to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Joey: I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.
Ticket Agent: (On the P.A.) This is the boarding call for Flight 009.
Ross: (sarcastically) I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.
Joey: (checking the last ticket) Damnit! anybody got anything?
Joey: What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!
(they all jump up excitedly and try to see the ticket)
Ticket Agent: Next?
Policeman: Its Petty. (He grabs Rosss license.) Ill be right back with your ticket. (Walks back to his car.)
Rachel: (Running to the ticket counter) Ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh. (Slightly out of breath) Hi.
JOEY: Thanks.� (Joey and Chandler exit to the hall.� Joey pulls out the tickets and hands one to Chandler.)� Here's your ticket.
Tommy: Oh! Oh! The usher must be right! What, with all that training they go through! Get out!! (They start to leave.) Here! (He throws him back his ticket.) (to Ross, calmly) Hey man, you want the aisle?
Ross: (looking at ticket) Yep! Yeah, see this says D-13, and uh
Rachel: It should be right next to my plane ticket.
Ross: Hey, I need a ticket.
Ross: Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
Phoebe: Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. (looking at her ticket). Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... they’re in my seat. It's my anniversary. (to Mike) Here we are! (Mike nods). Can’t believe it's been a whole year!
Ticket Counter Attendant: Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we dont take library cards.
Airline Employee: (grabbing the ticket from him) Sir, this is not a first class ticket. Im sorry.
Phoebe: You have to get a ticket to get past security.
JOEY: No, not that one. We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket.
Ticket Agent: Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to step aside, Miss.
Ticket Agent: Congratulations. Okay, Mr. Bing youll be in 25J and Mrs. Bing youll be in 25K.
Chandler: Thanks for trying. (grabs the ticket and starts to leave) Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore!
Chandler: This isnt one of those uh, yknow "If she doesnt come, we-we dont, we dont come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket.
Ticket Agent: Oh, let me see what I can do. (Checks the computer) There are some first class seats available.
Monica: (she draws out a ticket from a pocket of her pants) 131! (they kiss)
Ticket Agent: Im just going to need to see your passport.