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JOEY: Thanks.� (Joey and Chandler exit to the hall.� Joey pulls out the tickets and hands one to Chandler.)� Here's your ticket.
(Chandler heads toward the stairs, but makes a turn back to his apartment while looking at the ticket.)
(Chandler goes into the apartment, while Joey checks his ticket and is embarrassed by his stupid mistake.)
Ticket Agent: Oh, let me see what I can do. (Checks the computer) There are some first class seats available.
Monica: (she draws out a ticket from a pocket of her pants) 131! (they kiss)
Ticket Agent: Im just going to need to see your passport.
[Scene: The airport. Rachel runs up to the ticket counter.]
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Chandler: What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?
Ticket Agent: The last minute fare on this ticket is twenty seven hundred dollars.
Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
Rachel: Oh, I gotta get my ticket!
Joey: Absolutely! And if it doesnt, can I get the extra ticket?
Tommy: Can-can we take a look at your ticket?
Rachel: I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket. Not, two tickets, I have an extra ticket.
(He gives the agent his ticket and walks onto the jetway. Janice walks over and looks out the window. Chandler walks back into the terminal and tries to walk right past Janice, but she sees him.)
Ross: I mean youre not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?
Ticket Counter Attendant: Are you travelling with a child?
Ticket Counter Attendant: (on the P.A.) This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen.
Ticket Agent: This is the final boarding call for Flight 009.
Phoebe: So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
Chandler: Okay. Then I guess its just, wait here then. (Hands her the sign that says, Wait Here.") (To the ticket agent) Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen.
Man: Sure. (Hands him the ticket.)
(They run to the ticket counter, but they get stuck behind a group of old people who are walking very slowly.)
Chandler: (to the ticket agent) American Express?
Monica: Just double checking (does so)...no, no, no...(takes off a shoe and takes a ticket out of it) No!
Ticket Counter Attendant: One ticket to Yemen?
Ticket Agent: Well you can split it with another credit card.
Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Ticket Agent: I cant do that.
Ticket Agent: Hello.
Ticket Agent: I cant imagine why.
[Scene: The Airport Ticket Counter, Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served.]
Ticket Agent: (Cheerfully.) Hello.
Chandler: Ill give up my ticket.
Ticket Agent: (Slides the twenty back and tosses her credit card onto the counter.)
Ticket agent: And the destination?
Rachel: It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job.
Ticket Agent: Oh Im afraid that plane has already pulled away from the gate.
Ticket Agent: Im sorry, all our first class seats are taken. That couple got the last two.
Ticket Agent: And I do have one seat left.
Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) Theres one leaving in thirty minutes.
Ticket Agent: Next?
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
Joey: (to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.
Ticket Agent: Next?
Ticket Agent: Next?
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Joey: I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.
Ticket Agent: (On the P.A.) This is the boarding call for Flight 009.
Ross: (sarcastically) I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.
Joey: (checking the last ticket) Damnit! anybody got anything?
Joey: What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!
(they all jump up excitedly and try to see the ticket)
Policeman: Its Petty. (He grabs Rosss license.) Ill be right back with your ticket. (Walks back to his car.)
Rachel: (Running to the ticket counter) Ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh. (Slightly out of breath) Hi.
Rachel: It should be right next to my plane ticket.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Ross: (looking at ticket) Yep! Yeah, see this says D-13, and uh
Ross: Hey, I need a ticket.
Tommy: Oh! Oh! The usher must be right! What, with all that training they go through! Get out!! (They start to leave.) Here! (He throws him back his ticket.) (to Ross, calmly) Hey man, you want the aisle?
Ticket Agent: Congratulations. Okay, Mr. Bing youll be in 25J and Mrs. Bing youll be in 25K.
Ross: Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
Phoebe: You have to get a ticket to get past security.
Chandler: Thanks for trying. (grabs the ticket and starts to leave) Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore!
Phoebe: Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. (looking at her ticket). Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... they’re in my seat. It's my anniversary. (to Mike) Here we are! (Mike nods). Can’t believe it's been a whole year!
Airline Employee: (grabbing the ticket from him) Sir, this is not a first class ticket. Im sorry.
JOEY: No, not that one. We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket.
Ticket Agent: Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to step aside, Miss.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we dont take library cards.
Chandler: This isnt one of those uh, yknow "If she doesnt come, we-we dont, we dont come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket.