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'TO' in a movie sentence | examples for 'TO' from movies

Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: No, but come on, we’re off to a great start aren’t we? I knew I’d get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Okay is there…some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. I’m Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Well then we’d be in a lot of trouble, you don’t know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm… Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: (standing up) Okay. Y’know what? I’d have to say I really don’t care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem to—Whoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah, it couldn’t hurt to look.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Dr. Long: Well you’re only two centimeters dilated and we need to get to ten. It’ll be a while.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Dr. Long: I’ll be back in an hour to check you again.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(They stop when they see Ross who has to struggle to get out of the bed.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Hi! Hi, I’m uh Ross. I’m here to ruin this magical day for you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think we’re gonna have some fun.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out they’re having a contraction at the same time.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Listen uh, I-I’ve been doing some thinking, and I don’t know whether it’s because we’re here or Rachel’s giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think we’re ready to have a baby now?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: You’re ready to have a baby? My boy’s all grown up!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Okay, just back off mister! Whoa. (Pause) ‘Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachel’s and then feel mine to compare.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Mrs. Geller: I actually needed to talk to you before the birth.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Mrs. Geller: I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it. (She holds up an engagement ring.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Ma, you’re asking me to marry you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmother’s engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: …she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I’m not with Rachel.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Okay, stop it! I can’t deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: God. He’s crazy! Why doesn’t he want to be with Rachel?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: I mean seriously, she’s like the perfect woman. I mean I know she turned me down, but if she hadn’t and wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and… (Realizes everyone is staring.) I haven’t bummed you guys out like this in a while have I?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: (To Rachel) Hey. Who’s that?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: What happened to the Disgustingtons?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Sick Bastard sits down in a chair that enables him to look around the screen and stare at Rachel.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: (to him) Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Evil Bitch: Don’t you talk to my husband like that you stupid bastard!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: Look, we’ve always talked about having babies someday. I’m not saying it has to be right now, but I’m starting to think that we can handle it. We’re good. We’re really good.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: But nothing has to happen until your ready.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: What?! It’s not right! We’re not ready to have a kid now!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: I’m kidding. This is going to be fun.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: We’re trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.) Y’know I’m not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: Wait a minute, it’s perfect. We got a lot of time to kill and we’re in a building that’s full of beds!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with his broken leg extended.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh down please. (The guy tries to reach the button, but can’t.) I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it? (She pushes the button.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Man: Well umm, if you have sometime y’know and maybe you might want to visit someone else…

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesn’t need to be; she’ll still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! (Leans back on Ross for some support.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Rachel motions for Ross to close the privacy screen, which he does.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient I’m looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, he’s like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Nurse: I’m sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff…

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Phoebe: Thank you. (Starts to exit.)

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(Joey starts to leave, but stops.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Umm, wait! Do you want to set the mood a little?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: Okay. Uh, we’ll dim the lights, dim the lights. (He goes to the light switch and finds it’s not a dimmer switch when he flips the lights off.) Or turn them out all together. Uh, no scented candles. Okay here. Here we go. (He sprays an aerosol air freshener above her.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turn out to be the biggest jerks.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Actually it’s more like this. (Pushes her hands to less than an inch apart.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Doctor: Oh my. We’re gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Hi! I’m Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: I know, but I’m a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Nurse: (calling to the woman) This room’s available.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! I’m next! It’s my turn! It’s only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I’m going to sue you! Not this hospital, I’m going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) he’s a lawyer!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Ross and Rachel are, needless to say, stunned at the arrival of Janice.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: (To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby’s ears!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Sid: (To Janice) What’d he say?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Janice: Oh y’know what? You have to speak very loudly when you’re talking to Sid, because he’s almost completely deaf.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: Should we tell Rachel there’s an empty private room right next door to hers?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when you’re trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Cliff: I’d have to say…the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that you’re making me eat him.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? I’m sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Cliff: Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoon me.

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[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Oh that’s five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesn’t she want to come out?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Y’know what I think it is? I think you’ve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn’t want to leave.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Dr. Long: Actually, I think you’re ready to go to the delivery room.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Dr. Long: Ten centimeters, you’re about to become a mom.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: (entering) Rachel’s having her baby!! (Phoebe turns and looks at him.) Which is of no interest to me, I’m a neurologist.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay. Okay. I—Okay umm…this…I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm y’know, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than I’m coming off right now.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Cliff: I don’t believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Cliff: And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Uh Joey, we’re trying to dial down the crazy.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Umm, look we don’t, we don’t really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I don’t know about you but that doesn’t happen to me a lot.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Cliff: It doesn’t happen to me either.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Dr. Long: She’s gonna be fine. Okay, she’s in a more difficult position so you’re gonna have to push even harder now. Go! Push!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Dr. Long: Rachel you’re gonna have to push even harder, nothing’s happening!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Dr. Long hands her to Rachel.)

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Rachel: Here. (Hands her to Monica.)

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Phoebe: Okay, my turn. My turn. (Joey hands her to Phoebe.) Oh! You’re so cute! Oh, I could squeeze your little head! (Pause) I won’t.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: So? You guys are all sleep deprived. I don’t see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. (Starts to cry harder.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohhh. (Hands her back to Rachel.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Uh actually, we-we’ve narrowed it down to two names.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: So I guess we’re back to uh, Baby Girl.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Well what are we going to do?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: I don’t want to say.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I don’t want it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides y’know, nothing goes with Bing. So I’m screwed. I mean… (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, that’s you. You’re our little Em. Oh what’s that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Janice: (entering) Yoo-hoo! Aaron Litman-Neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Janice: I’m telling you Rachel, listen to Janice. They all say they’re gonna be there until they start their real family.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Janice: Oh well that’s what I thought about my first husband, now I’m lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Janice: I hate to be the one to say it, but honey you two (Her and Emma) are on your own.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Janice: Say hello to Aaron, your future son-in-law.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: I mean we don’t want to go down that road do we?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Oh my God! I’m sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: That’s all right. (He goes to get her a soda.) And so it begins.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Yeah. She’s putting her down now, that’s her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Look, we’ve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) It’s just if-if we got together again and it didn’t work out…I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything—(Starts to cry.) Oh that’s…now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I we’re doing really, we’re doing really well right now.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Hey, listen to me, listen to me…you are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise that’s not gonna happen.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: You don’t have to worry about that okay?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(He moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(He turns to face Rachel on one knee with the box open.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachel’s room.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Fade to black.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you don’t have to smile. Let’s try something else. Let’s try umm, try looking sexy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Joey: All right, all right, all right. (Starts to leave, stops, and turns around) I mean I’ll have to check with him first, but I’ll think he’ll be cool with it. (Monica shoos him out.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Rachel: Look Joey, I’m sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Janice: (leaning in from the bedroom) Chandler! Come on, I’m gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. It’s a real space saver.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: Kip, my old roommate, y'know we all used to hang out together.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Erica: I don't want to look at your file! This is over.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: I’m going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told her. The guys both lean back laughing.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to… (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

(Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler)

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Barry: Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

(Chandler decides to help out.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

[Scene: Class of '91 reunion. Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that…I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldn’t be my—our-our night, if you all weren’t here to celebrate with me—us—Damnit!

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Peter: We’re not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

[Scene: The playground. Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there. Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

ROSS: Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A. so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Flashback to when Chandler was introduced to Monica in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

ROSS: Well, I am going to, uh... get a beverage. It was nice, nice... uh... meeting you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe: I can’t believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought I’d be able to do that! Thank you Ross.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Ross: (hugs him) And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Chandler: I think it’s great that you work here. You’re going to make a lot of money, and here’s your first tip: Don’t eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Joey: What?! All right—Hey! Don’t look at me! You’re the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid Burger King comet!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert, y'know he's the botanist.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Monica: Honey I can’t even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I don’t want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that you’re still his friend.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Rachel: Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: (To Henrietta) My friend Rachel has a kid. I totally know nursery rhymes! (makes a thumbs up sign)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: Yeah, it’s okay. I know what a mainsail is. (Points to it. It’s the larger sail.) I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is right.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi! I’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been there! Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready to have them take you home, so… Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, I’m screaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is nature’s way of telling you to slow it down.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Okay. (to Monica) It’s a racecar.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Joey: Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: I know (she snuggles to him)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Amanda: I appreciate this soo much, I've been trying to go out with this guy for like a month.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: Hi. I’m Joey Tribbiani; I’m here to audition for (Groans) man.

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, I’m engaged. (Points to her ring.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Phoebe: Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachel’s sister’s cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Front Desk Clerk: (To Monica) Here’s a copy of your bill.

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Phoebe: Well, I’m ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod ‘Yes.’) Ohh! That’s so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod ‘No.’) But for you, yay! Ohh.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

BIG BULLY: The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler can’t do it, these guys kissed… (Points to Ross and Rachel.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: Oh, I guess we could try that, but... it seems so harsh! (to Chandler) Have you ever done that?

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmother’s cab, but y'know what, I’ll stay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and he’s panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Chandler: (to the front desk clerk) Hi! We’re checking out of the bridal suite.

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Ross: Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richard’s son, you’d be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Steve: Look, I think I know the answer to this question, but... Would you like to make love to me?

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Chandler: (looks afraid, but at the same time, knows she's right) Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door. (Janice's laughs loudly outside) Oh, that does it too. (Motions with his index finger like Monica did)

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: (interrupting him) No listen to me! She is crazy!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: Oh, well, don’t tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Rachel: That sounds great! I’d love to live at Warren’s!! I love Warren! Thank you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (He’s about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachel’s room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) That’s so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar…(Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) …wouldn’t be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his…(Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Joey: I don’t know. I guess there’s just always been this distance y’know—I mean we both try to pretend it’s not there, but it is.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Joey: Well, I’m pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey, Phoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, their fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and y’know—(Feels Eldad’s hair)—Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

(Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Joey: Well, I didn’t realize until I got home. I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y’know what? I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. And so… I’m gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and I’m gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you’ll be long gone. But I won’t have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne… baby…I’m gonna want to meet her.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: (to Joey) Does this mean we’re gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Monica: Okay. Wait, just give me a second, I need to just get my boots off first. (She starts taking them off.) Ah…Ooh…Oohh…Ohh…Oh God…Ohh…Oh…Ohh…Ohhhh…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

[back to Chandler and Susie]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: I don’t accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I can’t just be a way to kill time ‘til you meet someone better! Y’know boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Monica: Honey, I don’t think that’s something we need to worry about! First of all he’s-he’s never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how she’d react.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Steve: Oh look, you don't have to give it too me right now! You can slip it under my door. (Points to his apartment across the hall.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

(They start to walk into the living room and notice someone’s head sticking up from behind a chair. The camera cuts to the other side and we see it’s Ross.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: (to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: Oh it’s always nicer to here than, "Aw crap! You again!"

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Chandler: I just came over to drop off…nothing. So that weekend kinda sucked, huh?

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Chandler: Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, there’s one more thing. Uhh, uh it’s really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how she’s never seen a naked man who wasn’t Jewish. So… (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

CHANDLER: I'm just saying that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Rachel: Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. (She hugs him, and Ross looks crushed.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You don’t want to see this do you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Joey: Uh-uh nothing. I-I-I-I didn't want you to touch me cause I'm -I'm all sweaty from the workout. I better hit the shower. (Goes into the bathroom and comes back out quickly) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Rachel: (thinking) You’re going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, you’re going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Monica: Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. It’s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: Well, does that mean that you’re not going to wearing yours?

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Phoebe: That’s right, exactly. (sees them) All right, it’s a good bye kiss, that’s good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what I’m saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, I’ve decided I’m gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Cecilia: That was good, that was really good. But I-I think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like… (She grabs the back of his neck and kisses him passionately causing them to fall onto the couch.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15