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'TO' in a movie sentence | examples for 'TO' from movies

(We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks and Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joey’s nose shut. In a few seconds, Joey has to move because he’s now forced to actually hold his breath.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill me?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: I am not in love with her. She was very upset about having to move out so I eh, didn’t tell her we were still married because she would only get more upset. I-I just comforted her, as a friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson. (Tries to take a bite out of Ross’s cookie.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Hey! (To Chandler) Dude, some guy just called for you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: Okay listen, y’know when you move in Rachel’s room is gonna be empty, you wanna talk about what we want to do with it?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Pheebs, I have to ask you…

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: Umm, I’m trying to move that pencil. (There’s a pencil lying on the table.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Pheebs, this whole apartment thing is just a nightmare! Every place I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. I mean, look at this; (Points to one and starts to read it.) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." It’s just, there is nothing! The city’s full!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: Wait, no, look at this! (Points to one.) (Reading) "Two bedroom, two bath, must be non-smoker, Satan worshipers okay…" Oh, yeah, but it’s on the ground floor.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Okay, there’s this guy, Warren, from the museum and he’s going on a dig for like two years and he’s got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: That sounds great! I’d love to live at Warren’s!! I love Warren! Thank you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

(She hugs him and he starts to hug her back but notices the look Phoebe is giving him and pushes her away.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: I would love to live with you Ross; that’s-that’s great! Thank you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: Wow! I’m-I’m so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me! I mean, I mean I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me! You’re my hero!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! (Kisses him on the cheek and exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Oh please! (He sits down.) (To Phoebe) You’re gonna say things now, aren’t ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: No. No, I won’t. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn’t love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And that’s how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, that’s a lie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Hi, listen, I’m sorry about before. I don’t need to have a game room. I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldn’t get girls, and now I can ‘em—Now, I have you. (Monica glares at him.) Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women…

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: Listen, we don’t have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: That’s a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: We don’t have to come up with this now.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Yeah, I mean we’re gonna have to move around some furniture to make room for my chair. (Kisses her and heads into the living room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! I’ll get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: All right! That’s fine! That’s fine! I won’t bring over the chairs! I won’t bring anything over! I wouldn’t want to ruin the ambiance over here at Grandma’s place!! (Storms out.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Whoa!! Now look, don’t be just blurtin’ stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! I’ll be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Oh don’t listen to him, he’s just some guy who really wants the apartment, but I don’t think he’s gonna get it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: That thing was a hazard! (To the potential roommate) I’m very safety conscious.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Yeah, I feel kinda bad for them, but I’m also really psyched ‘cause I don’t have to move in here!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Well, why don’t you tell her to stop being silly! (Monica mocks him and he joins in.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: (stopping them) Okay-okay! Two very good points, look I’ve known you both a long time, and I’ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you’ve been since you’ve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Yeah but, on the bright side, we get to be roommates again.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Yeah. Y’know umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but don’t you think it’s gonna be weird?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Good! Me neither! So it’s not a problem. We’re just two friends who happen to be roommates.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn’t about the room, this is about what the room…represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachel’s room) could destroy you!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Fine! It’s your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just don’t want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but that’s what you want, there’s nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DON’T DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: You still want to move in together right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Scared me out of ever wanting to live with him.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: Come here, I want to show you something!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

(They run to the living room where Monica has moved the chair back (Towards the step), the coffee table forward (Towards the TV), and taped a square outline on the floor.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: This is where I thought the barca lounger could go! You see you could see the TV and it’s still walking distance to the kitchen.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Oh that’s so sweet! I want to show you something too!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: Now if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: (To Rachel) So umm, where are the other guys?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can run across the street and make a copy?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Yeah well, maybe you should go back! Okay? Rachel moves in, and before you know it you’re right where you don’t want to be! Back together!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no… It’s okay, I mean I—look Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursday’s thing, but we don’t have to do that!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute, unless you’re thinking about Naked Wednesday’s.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: (opening the door to The Potential Roommate) Hi!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, I’m gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Lorraine: You know, ever since I was little, I've been able to pick up quarters with my toes.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Monica: Y’know, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy. (She suddenly lets go) I mean not for me because i'm only pretending to hold this, but for these guys.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) I’m gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) I’ll meet you at the front door. Just tell them you’re going home, okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and it’s gonna help me not to snore.

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Katie: Listen, to be honest, home deliveries are really a part of my job description.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Phoebe: All right, well I just wanted to say thank you though for diverting Kyle’s ex.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Chandler:  Well, I told you not to walk. Here. (Picks her up.) There. Okay. (He opens the door, carries her across the threshold, stops, backs out, and lets go of Monica who is only holding on by his neck.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Chandler: Anyway, I should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Phoebe: uh huh (terns to Ross) how do I look (all her make up has gone everywhere)

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Ross: Well, well to sum up, we’re having fun, you look young.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

(Joey hugs Ross’s neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Joey: Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if she’s anything like me, she’s just gonna be relieved.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Phoebe: Oh no-no, no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And that’s not happening ‘til October 15th, 2032.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Ross: What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Chandler: What do you think she’s just gonna sit there quietly? You don’t think she’s gonna want to make a toast? You don’t think she’s gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is not—that’s-that’s not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. It’s-it’s, they’re-they’re wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale’s, so… And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Rachel: Pheebs, I don’t know what to say. I guess the flea market was just better last time.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

(Chandler acts disgusted, but is happy that Joey has stopped snoring. However, just as he is about to leave, Joey starts snoring again. So to get him to stop, he slams the door shut, waking Joey.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

[Scene: Monica’s new kitchen, Allesandro is introducing her to her new employees.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

[Scene: London Marriott, Monica and Chandler are walking to her room.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Phoebe: I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Okay. (After Paul leaves Rachel drops to the floor to confront Ross.) What?! What are you doing here?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler: Yeah, I thought so to until I paper mached one of my eyes shut.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

PHOEBE: Yeah. I guess she hasn't seen everything yet. I'll be right back, she has to go to the bathroom again. [Takes Mrs. Green's chin in her hand and says, in Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh, such a pretty face.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Ross: Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Monica:: Joey I am not going to objectify woman with you (looks at the woman) but if her face is as nice as her ass woah mamma.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Phoebe: I-I wanted to apologise if I—y’know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. Y’know it’s just the hormones, y’know.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? That’s Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There—(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)—Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

[Scene: The Emergency Room. The officious admissions nurse is again on duty. Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried. As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

[Scene: Richard’s bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the bad desert Ross is quickly eating the mound on his plate.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Rachel: My gynecologist tried to kill me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Janice: I know! I know! And then you lose your apartment! And then you lose your job! And then your ex-wife gets married so fast! And now the coffee—ahh!! Ross, we need to talk.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

(Monica grabs the hammer and the crowbar and gets ready to bust it open.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(He removes the coat to reveal an elf costume)

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Sebastian: Actually, I uh, I gotta get going. (To Rachel) Give me a call sometime.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Chandler: I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Mike: and you don't have to worry about glue sniffing with me. although I do smell the occasional magic marker, yeah ah anyway I just think I can make you happy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Rachel: I’m serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Sequence 5: Monica hands the ball off to Phoebe, who runs up field and delivers a fore-arm shiver to Chandler, knocking him over and scores the touchdown, and she yells...]

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Joey: Uh, y’know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Rachel: (returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

[Scene: Chandler’s bedroom, he is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler. After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep. There’s a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. She quickly calms down. This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandler’s door, and starts to complain about the noise.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Ross: Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the- (looks up, realises, and points) -the bus stop... I'm fine.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say ”Well...”) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Mr. Heckles: C'mere, Patti. (Turns to Mr. Heckles)

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same day. Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

[Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with his broken leg extended.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that after I've buzzed you into the building.

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: (singing) Platting goats are platting. Platting down the street. Platting goats are platting, leaving little treats. (to Gunther) Does it even work without my sexy voice?

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Ross: The Divorcer, to the rescue!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: (Excited, running back to her seat) Oh!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: Daddy. All right look, here’s the story. (Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and that’s when in happened.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Janice: Oh, I cannot believe he’s using our divorce to sell mattresses.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

-Cuts to Monica (She's just arrived outside his room she fixes a bent photo hanging on the wall then sprays mint in her mouth and enter)

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Ross: (To Monica) Stop saying, "Blood" to strangers.

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Phoebe: Yeah. (She notices some guy putting a coat on his girlfriend is trying to remember where he’s seen her before.) (To him) You’re trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, I’ll give you a hint. From porn! Okay? (He tries to rush his girlfriend out.) Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! (To Joey) See?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Joey: (clinks his glass) I’d like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) I’m sorry. And-and some scared memories—Whoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized I’ll always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

[Cut to the waiting room, a thrice triumphant Frank returns again.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

(Rachel lets her anger show too. Hideously embarrassed, the doctors drain their glasses in the vicious pause which follows. The telephone rings, but the girls just glower at each other, silently daring the other to move first. Finally both guys jump up, and Michael wins.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for. Chandler is helping to carry him in.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

(Rachel decides not to confront them and starts to walk out, knocking over a lamp in the process.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Rachel: (To Phoebe) Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Mr. Geller: So when do I get to meet Emma and show her this? (Pulls a bouquet of flowers out of his sleeve.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

[Scene: Mike's parents building. Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe. She walks to the door and rings the doorbell.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Joey: It wasn’t my ring! It fell out of Ross’s jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing!

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

(Cut to the hall. Owen is wearing his scout-uniform and is looking through a box when Chandler walks up to him.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Phoebe: Wait, (grabs him) you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

ROSS: I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean I’ve been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a student—I mean I not—not it! I mean, I mean I don’t—We haven’t done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, we’ve-we’ve-we’ve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a joke—lighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Ross: (enters) Wow, couples who live together do start to look alike. So, Mondler...uh, what uh, what ‘cha doin?

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

(he uses his remote to turn on the music, "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell, and starts dancing for Phoebe. He shakes his butt, moves his shoulders back, grabs his crotch and hops towards Phoebe. Phoebe is half horrified and half scared. He takes his hat off and throws it away, does some "Can Can" high kicks and swings his butt in front of Phoebe who looks at it in disgust. Then he tears open his shirt and shows her his chest and she flinches.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if you’re gonna be moving in with him I feel it’s my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? He’s a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm… Oh-oh he always, he always umm—Oh, who am I kidding! He’s the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

PHOEBE: I know, I know. [to Rob] Hello.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Emily: Oh, no-no-no, that’s not rude! It’s perfectly in keeping with a trip that I’ve already been run down by one of your wiener carts, and been strip-searched at John F. Kennedy Airport, apparently to you people, I look like someone who’s got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

CHANDLER: [singing to the tune of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood] Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Chandler: No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes—Hey, what was in that brown jar?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Rachel: Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble. And one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. May she rest in peace…

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

CHANDLER: Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

ROSS: Uh, lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland's not there. Here's to my little sister--

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

[Scene: Central Perk, ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something. Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Phoebe: (no accent) Uhm... Okay, well, allright, uhm... Originally I'm from upstate, but uhm... then my mom killed herself and my stepdad went to prison, so... I just moved to the city where uhm... I actually lived in a burned out Buick LeSabre for a while... (frowns are received) which was okay, that was okay, until uhm... I got hepatitis, you know, 'cause this pimp spit in my mouth and... but I... I got over it and uhm... anyway, now I'm uhm... a freelance massage therapist, uhm... which, you know, isn't always steady money but at least I don't pay taxes, huh... (everyone in the room finds it a bit surreal, which Phoebe realises and starts to talk in the accent again) So... where does everyone summer?

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Ross: That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben. (He tries to bend down to pick up the bag with the presents, but can't because of the costume) Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10