words in movies
Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.
CHANDLER: Yeah. Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Rachel: So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Its just so frustrating!
ROSS: No, he's at uh, Carol's and Susan's today.
Phoebe: Because it was fate that made me call you today!
Phoebe: Because Im dumping him today.
Rachel: (Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?
Ross: I'm fine! I saw a psychiatrist at work today.
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Rachel: (crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Joey: No, thats VH-1. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . Its like a lotta noise to me. I dont know
Rachel: I mean, look-look today you escaped (Pause) (Not believing it) death, y'know? And maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together with Emily?
Chandler: I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
JOEY: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.
Gary: You look very pretty today.
JOEY: Oh, yeah, he rode the bus today.
Monica: (on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but weve decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
Ross: Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
PHOEBE: Ok, right there. That, that's the third sign today. Right there.
Rachel: Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?
Rachel: You were with Kenny today, werent you?
Ross: And um...You look nice today.
ROSS: Whoa! You had sex today?
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Joey: Hey, y'know Ross, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today.
Chandler: Thank you! Today, my boss keep slapping my butt and he was acting like it was no big deal.
Ross: Guess what? I made Emma laugh today.
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
Mr. Treeger: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
Joey: Or, I could just point to it! Huh? Blah, blah, blah, Purina One, point to a bag today. (She just looks at him.) I didnt get it, did I?
PHOE: So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did.
Joey: Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.
Rachel: And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What?
CHANDLER: I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Joey: They sent me todays script! They never send the script!
CHANDLER: No, you keep the pack. I'm all cried out today.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.
Joey: (sees hes watching Baywatch) Ohhh. (sees he still has the chick) Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.
Chandler: Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called: Get Up.
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Joey: When? Today? Some, not a lot.
Earl: Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway, bye-bye.
Phoebe: Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! Thatthis milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go!
Bob: Hey! Hows my pal Toby doing today?
Phoebe: Okay. Okay, but you cant fire him today.
Ross: Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
Monica: Okay well, then well both do it today and hell just have to deal with it!
Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Rachel: I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Yknow? And its probably really hard for you to be alone right now.
Monica: Wait! Wait! Wait! You cant start today! Todays the rehearsal dinner!
Joey: It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldnt have said. But believe me, thats not gonna happen today.
Chandler: Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!
Mike: Joey, I kinda have a lot to do today, what do you want?
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Rachel: Why? Why today?
Joey: But youre still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
Rachel: Guess who we ran into today?!
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
Joey: What about me, he? Only had one lunch today.
Joey: Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and
Ross: Hey uh, well, todays my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?
Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today.
CHANDLER: Listen, I'm, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.
The Instructor: Okay ladies, that ends todays class, and lets remember, lets be safe out there.
Ross: Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?
Chandler: Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)
Phoebe: Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. Thats the twentieth time today! And good luck Leslie!
Rachel: I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.
Phoebe: So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.
Chandler: USA Today
Chandler: Today is the sixth.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Joey: I called the sperm bank today, they haven't sold a single unit of Tribianni. Nobody wants my product. I mean, I-I-I don't get it (tries to drink the rest of the jam out of the jar and gets it all over his face, on his chin, nose, etc.) Maybe if they met me in person.
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Monica: (entering) Hey honey! I missed you today!
Richard: (To Joey) Are you a little off today? Its going terribly slowly.
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.