words in movies
Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!
Phoebe: I can say I told you so but shes kinda doing that for me.
Monica: He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!
Monica: Oh. Well, I didn't realize that you needed it back right away. I mean, you told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I beed. I mean, I... I used it to buy all this stuff. But lookI've got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back with the money I make from that.
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Joey: Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Mike: Mom, I thought I told you... Phoebe's a vegetarian.
Joey: OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Rachel: Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Chandler: Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
Chandler: Yknow I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Phoebe: Now, have you told anyone else?
Phoebe: You told me.
Ross: And then she told me that she and Joey had broken up, and that part of the reason was that she had feelings for me.
Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!
Mr. Heckles: He told me in person.
Rachel: I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table shes gonna know that I lied to her. I told her ours was an original.
Monica: Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story Ive had such a craving for them.
Rachel: Because, I cant! Ross, I told you, no. I cant.
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
Phoebe: Should I not have told you?
Ross: (To Chandler) You told her!
Joey: Oh, man, why did have to go and say that for? Now that you told me I can't have it makes me want her even more!
Joey: I know, Monica told me.
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Phoebe: Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy! I told you I just want a simple wedding.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-
Joey: Told ya. (Waves bye-bye.)
MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]
Rachel: Honey, honey, Im sorry, I know its our anniversary but I told you on the phone I dont have time to stop.
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Cecilia: Who told you that?
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.
Rachel: Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Rachel: Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it. That is the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.
Monica: Your mother told you this?
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Ross: Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?
Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Monica: I know! It's just that ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.
Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just wouldve just stepped aside.
Phoebe: You told them he was missing?
Joey: Thats what you told me.
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Ross: So I told Carl, Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....
Ross: Phoebe, I told her you already knew.
Phoebe: (entering, quietly) Wow, you told your dad the truth.
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
Eric: She told me she was 25.
Chandler: See? I told you.
Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I cant believe that Ive only got two hours before I call in sick for work.
Joshua: Yeah, its-its my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I wouldve told you about it, but I didnt know they would be here.
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Ross: The lie you just told.
MR. GELLER: Apparently, he told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. In fact, he told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her.
Chandler: No reason, except she told me.
Colleen: I would have told him to do it too.
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Chandler: (To Monica) You told her?!
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Phoebe: You told me you hate massages!
Rachel: Thats what I told him!
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Chandler: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..
Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.
Joey: Okay. (he gets in the unit and closes the door) See?! I told ya!
Phoebe: (playing guitar and singing) And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Olè!
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
DR. BURKE: No no. Henry's almost two and he's talking and everyting. Here. You know, the other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. Now in all fairness his other grandpa's a drunk but still. . .
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
Phoebe: Yeah, I should have told you.
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Joey: Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that.
Chandler: (angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!
Ross: I dont know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.
Monica: No I told you I can't.
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Colleen: I'll go get him in a second. By the way, you should know we haven't told him he's adopted yet.
Chandler: It was awful. To get out of going to dinner with Doug I told him that you and I split up. So then he took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars, and then when I wouldnt give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird!
Rachel: No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.