words in movies
Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?
Ross: Really? Me too!
Phoebe: Me too!
Phoebe: Then its really too bad that you cant tell me.
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
PHOE: [singing] There was a girl, we'll call her Betty, and a guy let's call him Neil. Now I can't stress this point too strongly, this story isn't real. Now our Neil must decide, who will be the girl that he casts aside. Will Betty be the one who he loves truly? Or will it be the one who we'll call Ju...Loolie? He must decide, he must decide, even though I made him up, he must decide!
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
Joey: Thank you, but it would take me forever to pay you that money back and I dont want that hanging over my head. Okay? Besides, as soon as my insurance kicks in I can get all the free operations I want! Yeah, Im thinking Ill probably start with that laser eye surgery too.
Charlie: I love you too! (and they start to kiss)
Rachel: Ah... Well, obviously I think so too.
Monica: Yeah! And I got it on sale, too.
Joey: Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball! (Joey pretends to throw it, but really doesnt, and the dog goes running off.) Well, youre cute, but youre not too smart!
Joey: (whining and heading toward the door) Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I...
Tommy: Oh, you thought, huh? Yeah, well that didnt really work out too well for you did it you idiot!! What are you?! A moron!! Huh?! It says D-13! Okay?! Look youre surrounded by even numbers!! Did that give you some clue?!
Ross: Hey... there's sensitive... and there is too sensitive.
Rachel: Oh, wait yes, but I cant eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.
Rachel: Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Rachel: I might know something too.
Monica: Stop it Chandler. (Chandler is relieved) Im sorry too.
MONICA: DON'T...be too long with the phone.
Chandler: Oh yeah, thats very nice. Plus, yknow they were free and theyre too small.
Ross: I love you too, and I'm never letting you go again.
Monica: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in (Ross looks at her.) Ive been watching too much porn.
Monica: Well yknow, Im just-Im just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!
Chandler: I wouldn't read too much into it.
Joey: Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Chandler: Right! I just think that this is happening too soon.
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
JOEY: Get outta here. This is our stop too.
Phoebe: Oh my God! You dated someone with a glass eye too?!
Mike: All right, that was Kenneth with his much too literal rendition of "I touch myself". Coming up next we've got Monicasinging "Delta Dawn".
Rachel: What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?
MONICA: I know you do. Me too. (pause) So what now?
Rachel: (draws back) Really. Mindy, if it'll make you feel any better, when I was engaged to him he went through a whole weird thing too.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I-I wish I had too, but yknow I-I think this is a good thing. Y'know? Cause weve had our first fight, and now we can move on. Yknow, I know for me(Notices a pair of mens pants on the chair.) Nicks pants?
Phoebe: Yeah we thought it would be nice to use the fancy china for dessert too.
Chandler: Yeah, hes made phone calls, written letters, he even came to New York, but I always said I was too busy to see him. Yknow its all very Cats in the CradleI dont want to get into it. (The show starts.) Here we go.
Chandler: I know what you meant!! (pause) You notice that ever since we got this chick, weve been fighting a lot more than we used too?
Chandler: Yeah well, too bad were gonna have to return them.
Mike: I want to live with you too! Let's do that!
Monica: Well you look incredible too! Youre justyoure so fit!
Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (she walks away towards the door)
Joey: Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud.
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
Monica: I know, Amanda! Ah! She called me too! She's the worst!
Joey: (joins him) I gotta get one, too.
Ross: Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like youve done everything else!
Monica: I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.
Phoebe: You heard her too?! You have the gift!
Ross: I think I know too but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so...
Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.
Monica: ..I dunno, a little too Alan?
Ross: Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Rachel: (On the phone) Excuse me? Oh yeah? Well, up yours too! (Hangs up)
(Rachel laughs a little too hard as Ross and Jill leave for their date. After they have left, Rachel starts to break down.)
Ross: Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.
Dina: I I dont care about fashion! Im pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
Phoebe Sr.: I know. Im mad at me too.
Emily: Hello everyone. So who am I saying hello too?
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Chandler: (looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?
Phoebe: I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?
Phoebe: Okay, okay, but Rachels gonna be here too, cant I just ask her this stuff?
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Jasmine: But you should probably talk to my roommate, because I told him and he knows Phoebe too.
(Another man walks up with a drink in his hand, Phoebe stops him too.)
Ursula: Right... Oh, I got something for you, too.
Joey (to Ross): You know, I had a chance to stop her too!
Joey: No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.
Joey: Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!
Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door)
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Joey: Yeah, I thought I was pretty good too.
Girl: Me too! (starts to take her coat off)
Joey: You know, uh... [Joey moves the pen case out onto the counter.] Chandler got you a gift, too.
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?
Joey: (sounding very proud of himself) Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for ya?
Joey: Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.
Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)
Chandler: (Pointing to the table and picking up the box.) Is that your tiny little box, thats too small to put anything in?
Joey's Hand Twin: Please, please take him too. (Motions to Joey.)
Ross: Yes but too me he's just, man.
Phoebe: Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?
Chandler: Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.
Ross: (to his hands) Way to go guys. Yknow, you-you were really good at the stuff too.
(Suddenly Ross jumps up from behind the counter armed with a plastic gun. By the way, hes overacting too.)
Richard: I know this is crazy but am I too late?
Phoebe: I know, I took it hard too.
Chandler: I know you probably dont want to go out with me, yknow because I make too many jokes and Ive never been in a serious relationship and I guess Im not technically a "doctor "
Joey: Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!
Chandler: Oh, yes. Well its very beautiful. Its cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I dont mean tight, I mean its not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]
Chandler: Dog grooming huh? Okay, just dont make my tail too poofy.
Rachel: Oh and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic, although you missed a button.
Phoebe: Well, all right. 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high, thats pretty amazing too.
Joey: Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. (Brushes something off of his shirt and looks around, but doesnt move from his chair.)
Chandler: You may wanna get some more of those too.