words in movies
Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!
Joey: Ill be playing Drake Remorays twin brother, Stryker!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed. Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister. She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan. Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa.]
(Ursula Buffay, Phoebes identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in her inimitable manner.)
Joey's Hand Twin: Please, please take him too. (Motions to Joey.)
Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) 14.
Phoebe: Um, yeah, you want Ursula, and I'm Phoebe. Twin sisters! Seriously.
Ursula: Um, yeah, um, twin thing.
Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)
Joey's Hand Twin: You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.
ROSS: Hans...Hans...Yo evil twin.
[Scene: A blackjack table, it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman.]
Phoebe: Any chance Charlie has a deaf twin?
Ross: Huh. Yknow whats not one of a kind? A twin!
Joey: Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!
Joey: Yeah, its this great part, this boxer named Nick. And Im so, so right for it, y'know, hes just like me. Except hes a boxer, and has an evil twin.
Joey's Hand Twin: That's okay. (Walks out.)
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
Joey's Hand Twin: Stop it!
Joey's Hand Twin: Oh-ho, yeah. Yeah, the hand guy.
Joey's Hand Twin: (tries to leave) I have to get back to
Joey's Hand Twin: Nothing?
Joey's Hand Twin: Do I know you?
Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!
Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?
Joey: No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!
Chandler: Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.
Joey: (in his head) 2,000 bucks is a lot of money. Oh, I wish I had a twin. Where could I find someone who looks exactly like me? (The camera widens its shot to reveal a room full of Joey look-a-likes. Joey looks at the guy next to him and then back at his script.)
Joey's Hand Twin: Excuse me?
[Scene: Ursulas apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career.]
Joey: I found my identical hand twin!
Phoebe: Oh well, what do you know, there goes my identical twin sister. Just walkin' along looking like me. What, is this just like a freakish coincidence, or did you know she takes this train?
Joey's Hand Twin: Are you gonna play?
(Betty waggles her fingers to say "Hi", but Phoebe feels her birthday has been ruined by her twin.)
Ross: Yeah but Pottery Barn! Yknow what I think? Its just she-shes weird. Yknow its because shes a twin. Twins are weird.
Joey: Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project.
Doug: Oh Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. Huh?
Joey's Hand Twin: Please stop it!
Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!
[Scene: A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin (who's dealing) to join him in his evil plot to rule the world! "Join me, and together we'll rule the universe as father and son!" (Sorry, I had a little Star Wars creep in thereOoh, I have a big spoiler for The Phantom Menace, Yoda lives at the end! Ha-ha, spoiled it! Now you don't have to see it!)]
ROSS: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.
Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!
[Scene: The Men's room, Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands.]
Joey: My identical hand twin! The person whose hands are exactly like mine! This thing is a gold mine!
Ursula: Yknow, twin stuff is always a real big seller.
(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her identical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joeys shirts.)
Joey: My identical hand twin!
Chandler: Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.
Joey: Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Strykers twin brother. I mean, who looks more me than me right?