words in movies
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: Uh, here. What time?
Rachel: Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?
Chandler: Yknow I was thinking if we had a a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours
Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
Phoebe: Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Cassie: Well, maybe after we get reacquainted uh, you can do me.
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
Joey: Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
VAN DAMME: Perhaps, uh, the three of us, just could. . .
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
David: I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
Ross: So uh, where's Monica?
Chandler: Uh, Ross?
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
Chandler: Look, uh, just come later, we'll get everything squared away and you can come back later.
Ross: Uh, in her defense, shes right. I am stronger. I would destroy you.
CHANDLER: Oh, uh, he's not here right now, uh, I'm Chandler, can I take a message, or, or a fishtank?
Joey: Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didnt know there.
Rachel: We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.
PHOEBE: Oh, thanks. I couldn't uh...
Rachel: Uh well, uh this is a silent auction. They lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your offer and then the highest bid gets it.
Rachel: Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me.
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
Ross: Ugh. Well, were just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, were gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there you go up to the roof and you let me in.
Mrs. Green: Well uh, I dont have a gift because I wasnt invited until the last minute, but thank you so much for bringing that to everyones attention.
Ross: Ah Ah Get out of here! (The couple retreats. Ross starts looking through the previously mentioned book as a beautiful woman walks into the section.) Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marions views on evolution?
Monica: Well, uh yknow, our guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Joey: Umm, now uh Its a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Yknow, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Joey: Maybe! (To Bobby) Well! Well so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb NutsOh forget it! I cant!
Ross: Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him.
Joey: Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
ROSS: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
ROSS: Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?
Monica: Uh, no!!
Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.
Ross: Uh, you weighted 200 pounds.
Joey: So you uh, still wondering?
Ross: Uh, I dont know, whatever.
Rachel: Hey, uh, Joey?
Rachel: Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.
Chandler: Oh uh well tomorrows no good for her either.
MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Ross: Great! Uh, let me take this up for you. (The box hes holding.)
Joey: Uh, yknow, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.
Ross: Look uh, if were gonna do this
Ross: We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
ROSS: (standing up) Uh, I like to, uh, to add something to that...
RACHEL: Uh, I'm holding Ben.
Ray: And this is Duncan (points to the cameraman) and Erin, theyre gonna help us out with the audition. So uh, lets get the camera rolling.
Joey: Uh, aren't we kind of in the middle of something here?
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
Ross: Y'know what? Uh, Rachel is here! (Rachel stops.)
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Ross: The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?
Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, its a couple weeks past its expiration date, so its got a bit of a kick.
Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?
RACHEL: So do you uh, think we can get you one of those uh, uniform things?
Joey: (To Monica) Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine.
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
ROSS: Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, how's everything in the uh, vascular surgery....game?
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
Monica: Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say?
Chandler: Uh, yeah.
Joey: Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.
Joey: Yeah-yeah-yeah, and they had that beer! That uh
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
Ross: Oh sure, come here! (Sits her up) Sure you can! Uh, look come here look, (rolls the machine closer) its-its-its, its right there (Points).
Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which I think is-is mirrored in the wildness of Heathcliff's character.
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
Chandler: Uh, The Wheatsheaf.
Ross: Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
Joey: So you like the nachos uh? Myself Im partial to
Ross: Rach, uh, you still looking for a place?
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
Caitlin: It's uh, 27 dollars even.
Russell: And well need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.
Earl: Its just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!
PHOEBE: Uh huh. Why is that?
Ross: Okay, theres this guy, Warren, from the museum and hes going on a dig for like two years and hes got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?
Joey: No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed.
Caitlin: It's uh, $12.50.
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Ross: Hey, uh, you can ignore that.
Chandler: Uh, HELLO!!
Hums While He Pees: No its Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I cannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy!
Joey: Yeah-yeah, yeah, with that-that uh, plumber girl
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Monica: Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?
Ross: We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.
Rachel: Come on. (they start to leave) Oh! And, uh, by the way....
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
ROSS: So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?