words in movies
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: Uh, here. What time?
Rachel: Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?
Chandler: Yknow I was thinking if we had a a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours
Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
Phoebe: Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Cassie: Well, maybe after we get reacquainted uh, you can do me.
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
Ross: Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.
ROSS: Uh huh.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
MR. GELLER: Uhh, naa, no no no, I, I must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold dear. Fold. You fold. [shuffles her into her room]
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Joshua: Yeah, well, it wouldve been, but uh, my parents just moved here.
Rachel: It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. (Pause) Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson.
ROSS: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
Shelley: I dunno, uh... you just have a-a...
Chandler: Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.
Ross: Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!
Chandler: Yknow uh, I didnt actually do this.
Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...
RACH: Did uh, Ross call?
ROSS: Well, uh.
Chandler: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
ROSS: I am, uh, I am...
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
JOEY: Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
TERRY: Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he cant say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, youre guaranteed hell say yes!
Ross: Uh... to the bathroom.
Joey: Yeah. Listen uh, Id prefer it if you didnt call me Joey. Since I dont know anyone here, I thought itd be cool to try out a cool work nickname.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Ross: So uh, he seems like a nice guy.
CAROL: We're uh, we're getting married.
MR. TREEGER: [to Rachel who is standing under mistletoe] So, uh, is this, uh, mistletoe?
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
Joey: Uh Look Rach (Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, while were hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they dont go, rrroof!
Chandler: No. I mean I believe that uh, certain people are more suited for each other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I dont think they exist.
Joey: Yeah well thats because uh I stayed in my room. Yeah, you dont want to look in my hamper.
Ross: Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.
Phoebe: Oh. Uh, I'm on. (picks up the phone)
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Drew: Hold on, yknow I just got a box of Cubans, maybe I bring them by your office around uh, five?
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Phoebe Sr.: Well, I dont know. I mean its not like we dont have anything in common. I mean I like uh, pizza.
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
ROSS: Uh, actually, we're getting a cat.
CHANDLER: Uh, yes, yes it is.
Chandler: Oh hey. Id shake your hand but uh; Im really into the game. Plus, I think itd be better for my ego if we didnt stand right next to each other.
Joey: Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here.
ROSS: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
MONICA: Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi--
Chandler: Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a Nip, y'know?
Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.
Ross: Im a professor here uh, Ross Geller.
Monica: Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. (Hands him a Polaroid.)
RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day?
MONICA: Uh, hello.
Rachel: Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have a housekeeper.
RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
RUSS: Are you a, uh, friend of Rachel's?
Rachel: Uh, look Ross, this really isn't easy.
Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because youre still seeing him and uh, hes a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when (He fakes falling asleep.)
Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
MNCA: Well, uh, I ate some.
Chandler: Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint.
Joey: So you uh, nervous about getting married?
Monica: (entering quickly) Shes a hooker! Shes a hooker! Shes a (Stops as she sees her.) Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone. (Goes and shakes the hookers hand.)
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
EDDIE: Uh, sure, why not.
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he still in love with her?
Ross: Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. Youllyoure gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesnt believe that.) Hey! You will! Uh look, yknow when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddys credit card. Do you remember?
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
Ross: Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
JOEY: But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?
Joey: Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.
Joey: So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?
RACHEL: Ok, I will have the uh, (whispers) side salad.
Joey: Now dad, you'll be in my room, Ronni uh, you can stay in Chandler's room.
Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)
Joey: Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
Chandler: Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
EDDIE: Uh, yes.
CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine?
Joey: Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...
Ross: Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.
Kristen: I I uh, actually just moved from four blocks over.
Carol: Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Woman: Ross Geller, why do I know that name? Its uhWait! (Grabs his book off of the shelf.) Did you write this?
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Ross: Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left?
Ross: Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Chandler: So yknow, uh, whens he getting back?
Chandler: Uh, what about yknow the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.