words in movies
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Interviewer: Are they, uh, firm?
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Joey: Oh, well Im uh
Young Ethan: Uh, listen um, as long as we're telling stuff, uh, I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said.
Ross: (To Rachel) You uh, you may have been right about Jill.
Joey: Uh, boat rope.
MNCA: Now, in some of these recipes, the quantities may seem just a little unusual, uh, like these coconut mockolate holiday nut bars. I've indicated four cups of coconut, and four cups of crushed nut, and only, uh, one tablespoon of mockolate.
Ross: And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.)
Monica: Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control?
ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.
Chandler: Uh Kathy, with K or a C?
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Joey: Its uh, right through there. (Points.)
Phoebe: Uh huh! If its a girl, Phoebe, and if its a boy, Phoebo!
ROSS: Oh. Listen, have you ever been uh, you know, foolin' around with a girl and uh, she started laughin'?
Phoebe: Uh, wow! Isn't it ironic that he liked you and now you like him?
Phoebe: Uh, I dont think so!
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?
Ross: The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
Joey: (To Phoebe) Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.
Joey: Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Rachel: Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.
Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
Will: Uh, except that it was really the I Hate Rachel Club.
Monica: Uh, would you stop it with that already?!
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well lets talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Lets see, theres design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, theres-theres sales, which is great because you get to travel
Joey: Really, a shower huh? And uh, which-which room might that be?
Ross: Nice. And by the way that uh, that line down my face?
Monica: (continuing) Now, most guys will hit uh, 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp.
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Ross: Uh yeah! Let me, let me get that for you.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Joey: Oh thats too bad. Ive kinda been saving up. (She just looks at him in horror.) Uh, are you sure theres no studies I can participate in?
Ross: Uh yeah, I guessYeah! I guess so.
Elizabeth: Uh, you guys?
Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.
Chandler: I dont see any uh, cabs. Maybe we should just walk?
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Sebastian: Uh, no not really. Why?
Megan: So uh, whos your photographer?
Joey: Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that Im yknow insecure about my manhood or anything yknow, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.
Ross: Come on. These people'll scooch down. You guys'll scooch, won't you? Let's try scooching! Come on. Come on. Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristin. Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade. And, Kristin, Kristin...(struggling)...does something that, funnily enough, wasn't even her major!
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Ross: Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?
Rachel: (suddenly worried) Uh, wh-why?
Kristen: So uh, do you live around here?
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
Monica: What uhWhat did youWhat?!
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
Joey: Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?
Rachel: See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse.
CAROL: Uh, we're going down to Colonial Williamsburg.
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Phoebe: Yeah, Ive discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh womens names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own.
Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?
CHANDLER: Oh uh, o, OK.
Phoebe: Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didnt feel like getting up. Okay, Im gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And youre going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.
JOEY: Uh, uh, we'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.
Ross: (at the door) And uh, Rachel.
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Chandler: Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back! (Tries to pantomime it for her.) Meanwhile, let's-let's-let's talk about you. (Pause.) So, you're old and small.
Ross: Uh, Phoebe
Rachel: Ah thats great. No actually thats (In a sexy voice) Thats great! Thats really great! Yknow, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot.
Joanna: (answering the phone) Yes. (listens) Uh, cant you wait until tomorrow? (listens) All right. (hangs up) Unbelievable!!
Rachel: Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
Ross: So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?
Frank: Umm, its a lollipop and a uh, a home pregnancy test.
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say.
Chandler: Yknow uh, you didnt really have to help me pack.
Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.
Ross: Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
Ross: Uh, yeah! I still cant believe she hates Pottery Barn!
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Chandler: Of course, of course not. I just have to uh, go over to the place where I-I made it and pick-pick it up.
Ross: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Chandler: Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.
Ross: Uh okay, well theres-theres wine in the kitchen.
Chandler: Well, lets see (Finding the picture he wants.) Okay uh, is that her? (Pointing to the picture.)
Joey: I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?
Rachel: Okay, uh
Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?
Monica: Oh Uh
Hooker: Uh, no. But I could pretend to strip, but thats gonna cost extra. Okay, heres the extras, handcuffs, spanking (Chandler grunts for her not to continue and Joey pulls him back into the kitchen.)