words in movies
Joey: Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Joey: Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.
Ross: Yeah!!!! Yes, I made it! Im on time! (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) Okay, why dont we all uh, (Exhales loudly) open our books to page 23. Where (Exhales again) Where you will see a uh a bunch of uh red spots. Okay, (Closes his book.) umm, why dont, why dont you all start to read, while I(Passes out and collapses.)
Ross: Umm, your boxes are umm
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Phoebe: Sure! (Thinks.) Umm, where are you from?
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Rachel: Umm, honey, look he just came over to....
Ross: Well umm
Katie: Oh umm, actually I umm
Phoebe: Umm, yeah, I'd like to go out with you officer
Rachel: Umm
Monica: Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.
Joey: Umm
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Ross: Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-whats wrong with Monica and Chandler?
Tom: Umm, no.
Rachel: Huh umm
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Ross: (looking at the price list) Umm Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!
Joey: (exiting from Chandlers room with the new roommate) Everything on your application looks really goodOhh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Rachel: All right listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something that I wanted since I was a little girl.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Monica: Ive been doing a lot of thinking. A lot! And umm, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses you can do with your van. Okay umm, you could be flower delivery person.
Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all werent here to celebrate with meusDamnit!
Chandler: Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate.
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Phoebe: Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Phoebe: Umm, I I just think you dont expect someone so hot to be so sweet.
Rachel: Oh no, I know I couldnt see it either at first, but its right umm (Starts to cry) Ross, I lost it again.
Monica: Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, were just gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases.
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
Chandler: Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Monica: Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.
The Casting Director: Umm, do you sell these bags?
Kristen: Umm, this is great wine.
Rachel: Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)
Rachel: Well umm, that one is pretty but uh, I just, I just love this fabric (On the other one.) Sorry.
Ross: Great! Well umm
Phoebe: (walking back in with her hand over her eyes.) Umm, wheres my purse?
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Rachel: Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.
Rachel: Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back.
Rachel: Well actually umm
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Ross: Oh, umm, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.
Rachel: Well Umm, I got TiVo.
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Rachel: Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...
Ross: Okay. Umm, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um....
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Phoebe: Umm, Joey, I know.
Phoebe: Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don.
Phoebe: Umm, well I sorta have some bad news, can I come in?
Phoebe: Umm, Im sorry. Wont-wont Jacks father be joining us?
Chandler: Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldnt imagine growing old with
Ross: Umm, no.
Ross: Umm
Rachel: Yeah, and umm my baby.
Monica: Well umm, Alexandra has been
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Phoebe: Umm, Phoebe Buffay.
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Phoebe: Umm, its negative.
Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!
Phoebe: Oh-ooh, and I brought Operation, but umm I lost the umm (It starts buzzing) Its making a noise.
Rachel: So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?
Phoebe: Okay. (Reads the leaves) Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle.
Ross: Just one thing umm
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
Phoebe: Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)
Phoebe: All right, and umm (She grabs the picture and smacks her in the head.)
David: Yeah, I Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldnt because yknow, I have to leave.
Monica: Umm, and looking at people differently.
Rachel: Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?
Rachel: (startled) Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, whats up? Im just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Yknow, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. Whats up? (She has put on the backpack.)
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Ursula: Umm, nothing. I mean, Im getting married next week.
Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.
Monica: Umm, she Rach, not it, she.
Joey: Umm, do you see anyoh, Vaseline?
Cop: Wow umm, tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss.
Ross: umm. that you had a six year long relationship with a guy named Vicrum.
Ross: Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Ross: Umm, jealous! (He drops the cherry and it turns on.)
Monica: Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!
Joey: Excellent! Okay umm, doggy.