words in movies
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl.]
Phoebe: Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok? I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at "who's more over who"! (at which she walks away)
(Phoebe walks in wearing a fancy, revealing dress, and stands before Joey)
(Joey gives Phoebe a thumbs up. Phoebe walks out)
(Zack's pregnant secretary, Jeanette, walks in)
(Jeanette walks out)
The Director: (to Joey) Very nice. Very nice. (he walks away)
Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.
Ross: Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)
(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
(Ross starts stuffing pinecones in the suitcase. As the receptionist walks in, Chandler makes a bird's verse and Ross stops)
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Joey: (to a guy) Bijan for men? (to a guy) Bijan for men? (To a woman) Bijan for... (Sees it's a woman and stops.) (To Annabelle who walks up.) Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.
Phoebe: Oh, we're just... we're sad to go so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. (hugs the wall) I love you... Paradise Hotel, Golf resort and Spa... (she walks away from the wall)
(Ross walks down the aisle with Phoebe and Rachel on his arms.)
ROSS: Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together. [walks in his room]
[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs. Like "We are not a urinal!" and "I have no Macys info." And other stuff like that. She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell. A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her.]
Rachel: OK. (walks away)
ROSS: Uh, just a sec dad. [to himself] OK, be cool, just be cool. [walks down the stairs and grabs the flowers out of the vase on the endtable] OK dad.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats.]
Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we had a great time, thank you! (walks to Phoebe)
Phoebe: Fine. (She hands her bell to Ginger and starts to take down her signs.) (The same old lady walks by again.) All right, I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. (The old lady.)
(Another guy walks by and throws his light cigarette butt in the bucket.)
(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
Gunther: That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! Hes complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming that Joey will deliver it and walks away.)
(Matthew runs in and starts patting the other breast, then walks away. Matt slowly stops patting her breast.)
(Cut to the hall. Owen is wearing his scout-uniform and is looking through a box when Chandler walks up to him.)
(He walks over behind Ross, thinks about it for a moment, and gives him a big hug.)
[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]
(He walks off.)
Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee?
(Just then, Charlton Heston walks out of his dressing room and starts eating a liquorice whip.)
(Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Monica nudges Chandler who hides the picture in his magazine. Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it.)
[Scene: Hallway outside Chandler and Joey's apartment. Eddie walks up.]
Ross: I know, and I can't stop sweating. (he walks towards Missy)
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
[Phoebe walks up to Rachel, cleaning tables.]
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey walks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.]
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks out.)
(This gorgeous woman in spandex walks up)
(David produces the ring. At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David)
(He walks over and stands behind Joey.)
Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
Joey: Monica, you have to do some damage control here, okay. 'Cause he's feeling like... (the door opens and Chandler walks in with a pizza)
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Walks to the window) Go away! (Gesturing.) Stop looking in here!
[Rachel walks up behind them.]
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops.]
(Joey starts wiping lint off of her back, but goes at little too far and Rachel just glares at him. He stops, gives her the okay symbol and walks away.)
(Joey walks up to them.)
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
Ross: Stop going through my stuff (walks away)!
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is closing. Ross walks in in a uniform.]
(Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought.)
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
(In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.)
Joey: (A guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (An attractive woman walks by.) Hey Annabelle.
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
Ross: (hands Chandler his pad and walks in) I want my turkey now!
Joey: Nooo, later. (Walks out the door.)
Ross: Yeah! Got it! (slams the phone down, and walks back to the bar.)
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
(A man walks up.)
Ross: You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like! (Walks back into his room.)
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)
Waiter: Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns back) Seconds up! (Joey glares at him.) Not that kind of table. (He walks away.)
(she just walks straight into the bathroom)
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
(Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)
(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)
Rachel: Yeah. (Rachel walks away.)
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a letter without saying hi.)
(Phoebe walks to the door and half-opens it)
[Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.]
(He turns to get his coat and Monica gives Rachel and Phoebe two thumbs up as Chandler walks over to Ross.)
Joey: (starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they cant see him cry.)
Joey: Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Ehhh.
Jason: Y'know Phoebe, Im gonna make this real easy for you. (walks out)
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?
(Rachel slowly walks away.)
(The AD walks away wiping his face.)
The Director: Okay, all right. Lets do it. (He walks off.) And Action!
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.Chandler walks in to see Eddie holding a tray of cookies.]
Rachel: Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)
Joey: See ya! (Walks out.)
[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]
(Chandler's date walks in)
Chandler: (To Monica) All yours babe. (Walks away.)
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.(Walks off)
Monica: Yeah! Oh hes great, I love him. (Walks away and Chandler glares at Phoebe.)
[Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.]
(Phoebe hands Eric Ursulas purse and he walks away.)
JOEY: [Monica walks back in the kitchen] Ok ok ok ok. Monica, we'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.
Joey: Look. (He walks out of the bathroom with his head stuck in a huge turkey.)
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. (walks into living room)