words in movies
Monica: I wanted it for years! I was gonna make cookies for my children.
Rachel: Yeah! Ive been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
Rachel: What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.
Chandler: Do you know what I was thinkin?
Phoebe: (pauses as he figures out how to answer that) Because Im normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
Monica: Hey! How was sailing?
Monica: Hey! How was it?
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Chandler: Daddy. All right look, heres the story. (Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and thats when in happened.
Chandler: Not that big a deal? There there was touching of things.
Monica: Listen, Im sure that dad doesnt care. He probably thought this was funny; hell be telling this story for years!
Monica: I was trying to help out a squirrel.
Rachel: What? I was just trying to teach you.
Rachel: Look Joey, Im sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Phoebe: Oh, what was that for? Like a bake sale?
Ross: Which one was that?
Ross: Oh yeah! Batch 17 was good. I did not like batch 16. (Burps a little bit.) Im okay.
Joey: Oh, yknow, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross!
Rachel: (angrily) No! All right?! I did not see the bird! I did not see the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam that was shaped like Mike Tyson! I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat! Which obviously is an impossible thing to do!
Phoebe: Oh yeahNo, she was really nice to me, but shes in hell for sure.
Monica: What was her name?
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
Mr. Geller: I understand completely, theres nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Phoebe: Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet. (She goes to hug them and they both flinch, thinking that Phoebe is about to attack them.)
Rachel: All right, well the place was closed. Ill just copy it later.
Ross: Oh when you beeped me I was on line at the concession stand at the movie theater.
MNCA: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will change your mind. [Reads from paper] In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiana was able to achieve brilliant new levels of... continued on page 153...[turns it] sucking.
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
Joey: Oh (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadnt left you that last one? You two mightve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! Its like it was in the stars!
(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)
Phoebe: Sure, what.. what was the work thing?
Joey: (interrupting) Was his name Angus? (Monica and Chandler laugh.)
Monica: Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
Joey: Uh.. <forgetting what the work thing was, rolls up his sleeve on his right arm and shows Phoebe, she looks>
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Phoebe: Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve 1997.
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Chandler: No, it was me. I'm sorry. I over reacted.
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Ross: Look I was going to tell you!
ROSS: That doesn't matter. She wanted to call Bob. Hey, for all we know, Bob is who she was meant to be with. You may be destroying two people's chance for happiness.
Monica: I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Phoebe: Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips!
Phoebe: It was his sweater, butOh my God!
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Ross: It really was.
Rachel: You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?!
Phoebe: Thats good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else.
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!
Monica: It was a mistake. Please dont take this to mean anything, because it doesnt.
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.
Chandler: No, that was Dana Caplin.
Ross: Why? What was wrong with her?
Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."
Mike: Excuse me, hi. I was hoping I would run into you. Can we talk?
Joey: Yeah, this was a stupid idea. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Ross: I was their first born! They thought she was barren! Its not my fault.
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Rachel: When Carol was pregnant with Ben
CHANDLER: No actually, I was just going for colorful.
Phoebe: Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time.
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Monica: No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.
Rachel: Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?
Chandler: Here! (Hands him one. Joey adds it up and discovers that he was right.)
Chandler: Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, yknow? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!
Joey: Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!
Phoebe: (as Ursula) If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?
Rachel: Yeah it was.
Joey: But you said he was this great guy!
Monica: Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Rachel: You dont understand! You didnt see how brazen she was.
Joey: What was the other one Ross?
Bonnie: Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Chandler: That was amazing.
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
MONICA: Ya know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper.
Chandler: That was you?! I thought it was Jack!
Ross: Thats less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was.
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
Monica: I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Joey: Its kind of embarrassing, yknow. I mean, I was an actor and now Im a waiter. Its supposed to go in the other direction.
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Joey: Felicity and I, were watching My Giant, and I was thinking, "Im never gonna be as good an actor as that giant." Do you think Im just wasting my life with this acting thing?
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Ross: Oh hey, that was a good one, huh? (Imitating himself) Help! Help!
Joey: Im sorry! It was a reflex!
Chandler: Because he was looking at her differently.
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Monica: Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she she wished me good luck.
Monica: That was me.
Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Ross: Well, what was it?
Ross: (Enters from his bedroom)Who the hell was that?!
Rachel: Why? What was it?
JOEY: I don't know, I was kinda hopin' no one would ever find out.
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then.
Chandler: Ok honey. that was close.