words in movies
Monica: I wanted it for years! I was gonna make cookies for my children.
Rachel: Yeah! Ive been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
Rachel: What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.
Chandler: Do you know what I was thinkin?
Phoebe: (pauses as he figures out how to answer that) Because Im normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
Monica: Hey! How was sailing?
Monica: Hey! How was it?
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Chandler: Daddy. All right look, heres the story. (Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and thats when in happened.
Chandler: Not that big a deal? There there was touching of things.
Monica: Listen, Im sure that dad doesnt care. He probably thought this was funny; hell be telling this story for years!
Monica: I was trying to help out a squirrel.
Rachel: What? I was just trying to teach you.
Rachel: Look Joey, Im sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Phoebe: Oh, what was that for? Like a bake sale?
Ross: Which one was that?
Ross: Oh yeah! Batch 17 was good. I did not like batch 16. (Burps a little bit.) Im okay.
Joey: Oh, yknow, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross!
Rachel: (angrily) No! All right?! I did not see the bird! I did not see the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam that was shaped like Mike Tyson! I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat! Which obviously is an impossible thing to do!
Phoebe: Oh yeahNo, she was really nice to me, but shes in hell for sure.
Monica: What was her name?
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
Mr. Geller: I understand completely, theres nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.
Monica: Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, "That was nice?" Admit something to me? "I'll call you?"
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
Ross: Oh no! That-thatll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Yknow what? Im buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, its in my pocket.
Joey: Heh... I was bluffing.
Ross: It was a dry day.
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!
Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'
Phoebe: How much was it?
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
Monica: I was frustrated with you!
Ross: Yeah? I was good at the stuff huh?
Phoebe: Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
Chandler: That was like 5 years ago.
Rachel: Was she good?
Chandler: Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.
Phoebe: So was it a lot more money?
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Monica: Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!
Joey: Hey, y'know in Roman times this was more than just a hat.
Ross: Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I cant believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Yknow what? (To Will) Im back in the club!
Frank Sr.: So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, very sorry that I left?
Jill: Oh my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pajmena could be a rug!
MNCA: Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.
Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
Chandler: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. (She starts to take off her latex gloves.) Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.
JOEY: Wow!� That didn't take long.� I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
The Fan: That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Ross: Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, "Why not?!"
Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
Caitlin: Oh my God! That was flirting?!
Monica: Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. (Pause) Maybe someday, there will be.
Chandler: What was tonight?
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Monica: I was kidding.
Chandler: So was I.
Ross: It was, it was okay.
Ross: It really was!
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Ross: Yeah, what, what was I thinking?
Phoebe: Fine. The reason that I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you is just that youre just kinda high maintenanceOkay lets go to lunch!
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Joey: Im not wrong! I wish I was. Im sorry. Bet that barium enema doesnt sound so bad now, huh?
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
ERNIE: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
Joey: Okay, but lets say there was. How might that go?
PHOE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?
Ross: That was you?
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Chandler: (laughs) She was working on Valentines Day so were celebrating it tonight.
Rachel: I think, if it was a little colder in here I could see your nipples through that sweater.
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
Rachel: Well, it was a little extravagant, but I a pretty good deal.
Monica: Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.
Janine: No, I just thought it was cute.
Joey: Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!
Monica: Oh, it was awful. (To Chandler) I guess some people just don't appreciate really good food.
Joey: Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now were like totally crazy about each other!
PHOEBE: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
Joey: (laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.
Chandler: So what was it for anyway?
Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, yknow? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. Its been a really bad day, whore wise.
Ross: Look, I didnt think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Bonnie: I think I brought back half of the beach in my hair. It was so much easier when I used to shave my head.
ROSS: [on the phone] Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display. No. No. No, n, homo-habilus was erect, australopithicus was never fully erect.
Monica: Was it...
Rachel: (looks at him) That was (pause) surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Chandler: I was shrieking... like a Marine.
Phoebe: Y'know none of my other student thought I was stupid.
PHOEBE: No, it's just like, ya know, it's a whole mess of stuff, ya know. It's like, yesterday, ya know, my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy and, ya know, now he's a, a pharmacist guy and. . .
Guru Saj: I dont know, whats a koondis with you? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) Please, lie down! Ive got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.
Monica: (removes them) Thats because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and its static cling. Or maybe its just that God knew Id be running into you and saw an opportunity.
Chandler: Yknow I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.
Joey: I won! That was my guess!
Carol: I was gonna say
Monica: How was your first day?
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Rachel: I was just getting him to like you.
Ross: That was different!
Monica: Uh-oh, it was bad?
Rachel: Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?
Mona: Oh hey, thanks again for showing me your semi-precious stone collection. It was amazing! (She leaves.)
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Ross: I was just outside Barcelona, hiking
RACHEL: Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.
Ross: Yeah, I-I really do. (takes a dinosaur mug out of the box) Hey! This-this was a gift?!
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Chandler: Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes.