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Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, yknow? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?
Ross: Phoebe, you said it was urgent!
Monica: A jazz trio for cocktails. The Bay City Rollers for dancing. Wait, that was from my sixth grade wedding.
Joey: Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!
Joey: Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Monica: You bought the beach house when I was 23!
Mrs. Geller: Well it was Chandler! We didnt think hed ever propose!
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Rachel: Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. (Exits.)
Ross: His daughter was hot.
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
Ross: Just a sandwich? Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!
Rachel: Now, that-that was a good thing that I told you, right?
Ross: There was one! She's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I was wondering
Joey: That was good beer.
Monica: I guess Joey was right, it does nothing.
Ross: I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.
Ross: No! No, no, no, no, okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault and kind of that (point to the kid that kicked him) kids fault. Who is still laughing. Nice.
Rachel: (laughs) Yknow when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
Ross: And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!
Joey: (To Rachel) Its like me when I was born.
Phoebe: No idea! I though he was soft like you!
Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
Mike: Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl. Which I did.
David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...
Phoebe: Oh, how was last night with Julio, senorita?
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Ross: Monica couldnt tell time til she was 13!
Rachel: Well yknow I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, "Whats up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"
Monica: Yes, it was!
Rachel: No, it wasn't. It was actually the
Rachel: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
Phoebe: Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again.
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Joey: And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.
Joey: How was your conference?
Rachel: I dont know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, Im gonna tell the father today and then bam!
Chandler: Yes that was mine.
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Mike: ...and I was wondering if... you know, maybe one of you guys... (Ross stands up)
Chandler: If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best.
Phoebe: I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Monica: I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
RICHARD: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
[There was no closing scene, only a preview of the wedding.]
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.
Mr. Treeger:: I know, we did it!! Hey, that was incredible, huh?!
Rachel: No, no Phoebe no, I was...no. You know what, I was, I was actually just checking to, see, if I could run. And I can!
The Museum Official: (on machine) I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available
Rachel: Shut up that was my friend Melissa from college.
Chandler: Yes that was a nice place!
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend Albino Bob.
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Monica: Chandler, I said I was sorry.
MR. TREEGER: I know. I was sweepin' yesterday. It coulda been me.ROSS: Sure, sweepin'. You never know.
Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
(Why was this the trailer? Well, thats because it was an introduction into the special out takes episode that immediately followed the show. The entire out takes episode, Friends: The Stuff Youve Never Seen can be read by following this link.)
Monica: Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Years... but obviously someone forgot.
Phoebe: No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out hes incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.
Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller.
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Kyle: we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So (Pause)
Cynthia: God, this was really fun! I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out.
Rachel: That was not funny!
Rachel: What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.
(The apartment manager hung up on him and he hangs up the phone and throws in on the chair. Joey motions, "What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, "Think about it." Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it.)
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
JOEY: Well OK then. [oven timer goes off behind Chandler] Was that the oven timer?
Monica: That was unbelievable!
Rachel: Well, honey that was pretty obvious.
Chandler: (to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Monica: Yeah. That-that was the problem.
Joey: Your other student, was you!
Ross: (getting angry) That said it was my sandwich?!
Ross: That was going to be my next argument.
Joey: Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so
Chandler: (rushing up) Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
Joey: Whoa! Okay. Yeah well, who-who was in World War I? (Rachel pauses as she thinks.)
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Monica: I was frustrated.
Monica: What was that?
ROSS: Because it's a special hat. [Chandler looks at Ross funny] See he bought it 'cause he was feeling really down one day so he got the hat to cheer himself up, ya know. Now Chandler...
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Chandler: The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler!
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Janine: Sure, listen I was gonna order some pizza, you wanna share one?
Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
Ross: Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.
Rachel: (entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!