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Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Chandler: I dont even know the man. Okay? Were not the close. I havent seen him in years.
Chandler: Well he doesnt have to know! Its not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Chandler: Yknow we already went over this and I won!
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Phoebe: No, its not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start.
Monica: I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
Chandler: No! No! I dont want him to know were yet! Im not sure Im ready for that. And besides hes not gonna be too happy to see me either.
Chandler: Yeah, hes made phone calls, written letters, he even came to New York, but I always said I was too busy to see him. Yknow its all very Cats in the CradleI dont want to get into it. (The show starts.) Here we go.
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
Monica: Can we have our drinks please?! WaiterUh, tress!
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
Helena: We? (Looks at Monica who nods.)
Helena: Before we go on with the show, I just want to say to the bride and groom how lucky they are to have found each other. In every life, a little rain must fall. Fortunately, in my life (Four guys wearing rubber boots, shorts, hats, and nothing else carrying umbrellas run onto the stage.) (Singing) Its raining men!
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Rachel: Oh, can we read them?
Chandler: Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!
Joey: (to the dog) Cmere. Hey. Cmere. Thats Rachel. Shes the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with youwe love her. But we cant have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? Youre a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.
Chandler: OH MY GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Fran: Im gonna wait till after we order. Its her, right.
Rachel: Here we go. Im serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)
RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
Chandler: So are we friends again?
Chandler: We are switching back, right now!
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Joey: Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Monica: Honey, we gotta go!
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Monica: I just, I cant believe that we made it!
Chandler: Were the Bings.
ROSS: Can't we just use a pen?
Phoebe: You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Joey: Okay! Well need a six-pack of Zima.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
Joey: (To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.
Ross: Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Ross: No! Hey! Hey! We cant!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Phoebe: Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. (They both look at her) (to Monica) She doesnt know we switched it. (Monica nods her head No.)
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
Monica: All right, I guess we should go.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think we are.
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Chandler: Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
RACH: OK, so that's... that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five?
Monica: We have a baby?
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
Chandler: Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
The Director: Here we go.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Chase Lassiter: (talking to Rachel) You look familiar, have we...
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
David: Okay, were good.
Ross: We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!
ROSS: We don't.� But I thought it would be nice to get to know him.� You know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Vince: Phoebe, Phoebe relax, its okay. I mean we never said this was exclusive.
Chandler: Yknow when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?
Chandler: Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
Chandler: We got the honeymoon.
(Over the sound of Phoebe singing we hear two scientists, Max and David, having a noisy discussion)
Ross: Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk.
Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monicas bedroom.
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Kyle: Yeah, were gonna go. (They leave.)
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Chandler: (to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)
Joey: (entering) Ooh-ooh-ooh! Are we opening presents?
Phoebe: We dont know.
Chandler: Were back!
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Phoebe: Oh, are we gonna trash that place?
Monica: Now, are you glad we didnt start with the bikini strips?
Joey: We know its Ross!
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.
Chandler: Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball..
Chandler: We are on our honeymoon.
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Monica: Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, were just gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases.
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Ross: You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we havent actually met...
Chandler: Were you just ten seconds later!
Chandler: (looks at Monica then at them) We need the stuff.
Ross: Well yeah, I think we should get married.
Chandler: I think we may have really done it this time.
The Director: You guys make me fly! High! Okay, were gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.
Joey: Oh I think we do.
Rachel: All right, look, heres the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, Ill invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.
Ross: Oh, (door is locked) holy molly are we in a pickle now.
Chandler: We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
Chandler: Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!
Phoebe: Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!
Ross: Hi! Were visiting!
Rachel: Fancy soap? I thought we were savin that for the Pope!
Monica: Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.